— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤
@deadlydalmatian.bsky.social
𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘸.
( PARODY / RP, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH 90% STUDIOS )
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( PARODY / RP, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH 90% STUDIOS )
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Well, I can hardly blame you for not knowing.
If I recall correctly, the last time we all went out for milkshakes was right after my body was stolen by 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
If I recall correctly, the last time we all went out for milkshakes was right after my body was stolen by 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Well, I can hardly blame you for not knowing.
If I recall correctly, the last time we all went out for milkshakes was right after my body was stolen by 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
If I recall correctly, the last time we all went out for milkshakes was right after my body was stolen by 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
... Happy Birthday, Luna. I hope the day treats you well.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
... Happy Birthday, Luna. I hope the day treats you well.
Is it safe to welcome you back, or are you going to keep inventing new reasons to disappear?
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Is it safe to welcome you back, or are you going to keep inventing new reasons to disappear?
[ Patches takes a seat across from Olive, rapping his fingers against he tabletop as he ponders for a moment. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[ Patches takes a seat across from Olive, rapping his fingers against he tabletop as he ponders for a moment. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
Some people can't learn...
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Some people can't learn...
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
[ A flicker of hesitation crosses his face for a moment before he takes the cat's paw in his own, raising it up to his face to give it a quick kiss. ]
[ Just as quickly as it happened, he's already off, hurriedly striding towards the door while trying to maintain his composure. ]
Until next time~!
[ Just as quickly as it happened, he's already off, hurriedly striding towards the door while trying to maintain his composure. ]
Until next time~!
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
[ A flicker of hesitation crosses his face for a moment before he takes the cat's paw in his own, raising it up to his face to give it a quick kiss. ]
[ Just as quickly as it happened, he's already off, hurriedly striding towards the door while trying to maintain his composure. ]
Until next time~!
[ Just as quickly as it happened, he's already off, hurriedly striding towards the door while trying to maintain his composure. ]
Until next time~!
I suppose we'll just have to see when the time comes, won't we?
[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I suppose we'll just have to see when the time comes, won't we?
[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches chuckles to himself, slowly rising off of the bench and dusting himself off with his paws before tentatively reaching out to grab Olive's own. ]
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
[ Patches chuckles to himself, slowly rising off of the bench and dusting himself off with his paws before tentatively reaching out to grab Olive's own. ]
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
[ At the mention of getting milkshakes, he glances back down at them. While he wasn't the most social dog in the world, Olive was the last person in the world he felt comfortable giving the cold shoulder to. ]
Ah? Well... I'm not preoccupied with anything else today, and I suppose it wouldn't hurt.
Ah? Well... I'm not preoccupied with anything else today, and I suppose it wouldn't hurt.
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[ At the mention of getting milkshakes, he glances back down at them. While he wasn't the most social dog in the world, Olive was the last person in the world he felt comfortable giving the cold shoulder to. ]
Ah? Well... I'm not preoccupied with anything else today, and I suppose it wouldn't hurt.
Ah? Well... I'm not preoccupied with anything else today, and I suppose it wouldn't hurt.
Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside.
[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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October 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside.
[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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That sounds lovely.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That sounds lovely.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
Really now? Well, I'm flattered.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Really now? Well, I'm flattered.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
I figured as much.. though it was certainly nice to be able to spend some proper time together.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
September 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I figured as much.. though it was certainly nice to be able to spend some proper time together.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
I know, I know..
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
September 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I know, I know..
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
.. Of course, Olive. You'd be the first to know.
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
September 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
.. Of course, Olive. You'd be the first to know.
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
Agreed.. It wouldn't be very productive anyways, especially not when we're attending to much more pressing matters.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Agreed.. It wouldn't be very productive anyways, especially not when we're attending to much more pressing matters.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
// Destroyed my sleep schedule but I'm fixing it now in hopes of locking in tomorrow
September 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
// Destroyed my sleep schedule but I'm fixing it now in hopes of locking in tomorrow
Please, it's not like assuming Angel's identity to try and leverage a few... favors out of you and your sibling was innocent of me.
I'd say we're well past our awkward first impressions, and that we're actually quite even now.
I'd say we're well past our awkward first impressions, and that we're actually quite even now.
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Please, it's not like assuming Angel's identity to try and leverage a few... favors out of you and your sibling was innocent of me.
I'd say we're well past our awkward first impressions, and that we're actually quite even now.
I'd say we're well past our awkward first impressions, and that we're actually quite even now.
Let's make sure that doesn't happen, then.
[ He reaches up and ruffles their hair before glancing off to the side, his voice taking on a more somber tone. ]
And please, bloodshed isn't an option that I consider lightly... not after everything.
[ He reaches up and ruffles their hair before glancing off to the side, his voice taking on a more somber tone. ]
And please, bloodshed isn't an option that I consider lightly... not after everything.
September 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Let's make sure that doesn't happen, then.
[ He reaches up and ruffles their hair before glancing off to the side, his voice taking on a more somber tone. ]
And please, bloodshed isn't an option that I consider lightly... not after everything.
[ He reaches up and ruffles their hair before glancing off to the side, his voice taking on a more somber tone. ]
And please, bloodshed isn't an option that I consider lightly... not after everything.
.. Call it morbid curiosity, but I have to ask, does this mean you just feel an infinite amount of pain at any given time? Surely there's at least always a few of you doing poorly..
September 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
.. Call it morbid curiosity, but I have to ask, does this mean you just feel an infinite amount of pain at any given time? Surely there's at least always a few of you doing poorly..
.. I'm not going to kill anybody, Olive. I promise you.
[ He hugs them back, a little more confidently this time as he leans in closer. ]
[ It was a bold promise, one he knew he might not be able to keep forever, but there wasn't much else he could say to try and lift their spirits. ]
[ He hugs them back, a little more confidently this time as he leans in closer. ]
[ It was a bold promise, one he knew he might not be able to keep forever, but there wasn't much else he could say to try and lift their spirits. ]
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
.. I'm not going to kill anybody, Olive. I promise you.
[ He hugs them back, a little more confidently this time as he leans in closer. ]
[ It was a bold promise, one he knew he might not be able to keep forever, but there wasn't much else he could say to try and lift their spirits. ]
[ He hugs them back, a little more confidently this time as he leans in closer. ]
[ It was a bold promise, one he knew he might not be able to keep forever, but there wasn't much else he could say to try and lift their spirits. ]
There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
A little gratitude goes a long way, Holly.
A little gratitude goes a long way, Holly.
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
A little gratitude goes a long way, Holly.
A little gratitude goes a long way, Holly.