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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟

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Literally the gayest cat to ever exist. (Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17h

Lost a card game.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18h

Maybe sometimes violence IS the answer.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 4d

// I guess the third child can have one too

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 8d

// Anyone can Cook!

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 9d

Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later.

If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12d

How could it possibly not be?

Having to unwillingly spend time outdoors doing work for no compensation of any kind is a special kind of torment.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12d

Manual labor is truly the worst kind of punishment imaginable.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 24d

// curse of yearning

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 24d

// Goood....

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 24d

Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course.

It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 24

Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family.

But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 17

The thing they don't tell you about reading "the classics" is how unbearably depressing and/or full of themselves the authors are.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 15

I can't explain it, but something about sitting the wrong way in chairs is just so much more relaxing.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 13

// Repost to fix a typo :3

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 13

Yes, I suppose that's fair...

Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 13

// Priorizing friendslop smh....

Nah you've earned a day of enjoying some games

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 6

+

In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say.

//Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 6

Yes, I suppose that's fair.

*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*

You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 5

I wasn't even thinking anything violent, really. A few words here or there can go a long way.

And it doesn't cost anyone a cent.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 5

I'm not "encouraging" anything.

Just stating facts.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 5

I'm not accepting anything, just stating the facts.

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 4

The fun thing about spite is that it goes two ways.

You can just as easily make someone else's life a waking nightmare and face little to no consequence for it.

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Sep 3

Don't trust clowns.

If your whole job is lying to make a fool out of yourself, you clearly must be hiding something.

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 1

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ to terms with my own
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ death...!

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · Aug 27

You say that like its a bad thing.