The lesbian wifeguy
@deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social
Trans femme | she/her
27 year old and somehow an elder queer
I'm just your local bi genderfuck
Venmo: @boodergirl
27 year old and somehow an elder queer
I'm just your local bi genderfuck
Venmo: @boodergirl
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one of the silver linings
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
one of the silver linings
I got slurs that jingle jangle jingle
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I got slurs that jingle jangle jingle
I think we would all benefit from this..
Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I think we would all benefit from this..
Proud to announce that after almost three years I have finally got my girlfriend to lock in and play a video game for more than an hour on her own volition...
This is a win for gamers everywhere
This is a win for gamers everywhere
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Proud to announce that after almost three years I have finally got my girlfriend to lock in and play a video game for more than an hour on her own volition...
This is a win for gamers everywhere
This is a win for gamers everywhere
It's
Nap
Time
Bitch
The real eepy heads know..
Nap
Time
Bitch
The real eepy heads know..
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's
Nap
Time
Bitch
The real eepy heads know..
Nap
Time
Bitch
The real eepy heads know..
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getting bottom surgery for my car*
*installing a trailer hitch
*installing a trailer hitch
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
getting bottom surgery for my car*
*installing a trailer hitch
*installing a trailer hitch
Hey we saw you from across the bar and we are looking for a third (to cosplay these buddies)
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hey we saw you from across the bar and we are looking for a third (to cosplay these buddies)
I swear to god if I have to get up to pee one more time im going secede from my body and become the terminator
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I swear to god if I have to get up to pee one more time im going secede from my body and become the terminator
I should have fallen down the Chuck Tingle rabbit hole sooner...
This shits healing
This shits healing
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I should have fallen down the Chuck Tingle rabbit hole sooner...
This shits healing
This shits healing
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so the magic crowd cares about what's going on in sex work and censorship: pornhub wants to ban "mommy domme" stuff, and how fucking clunky is "elesh norn, step-mother of machines" like
okay but like "step mommy" is way more implicitly incestuous than "mommy" like,
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
so the magic crowd cares about what's going on in sex work and censorship: pornhub wants to ban "mommy domme" stuff, and how fucking clunky is "elesh norn, step-mother of machines" like
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Must... fight.. the urge™.... to girlrot©
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Must... fight.. the urge™.... to girlrot©
Yall im so lucky like I get to date one of the biggest goof balls in the whole world like holy shit im so lucky
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yall im so lucky like I get to date one of the biggest goof balls in the whole world like holy shit im so lucky
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Now that we're funded, it's time to go over STRETCH GOALS
Below are all the planned stretch goals; the first few 'improve' existing eps, while the later ones expand the scope with new eps, & even all of season 2 as our super pie in the sky goal!!
Support here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Below are all the planned stretch goals; the first few 'improve' existing eps, while the later ones expand the scope with new eps, & even all of season 2 as our super pie in the sky goal!!
Support here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Now that we're funded, it's time to go over STRETCH GOALS
Below are all the planned stretch goals; the first few 'improve' existing eps, while the later ones expand the scope with new eps, & even all of season 2 as our super pie in the sky goal!!
Support here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Below are all the planned stretch goals; the first few 'improve' existing eps, while the later ones expand the scope with new eps, & even all of season 2 as our super pie in the sky goal!!
Support here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
All the sportsball enjoyer in my life will watch basketball baseball and American football but the second my dweeb ass wants to watch the worldcup qualifiers its all "sure champ maybe later"
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
All the sportsball enjoyer in my life will watch basketball baseball and American football but the second my dweeb ass wants to watch the worldcup qualifiers its all "sure champ maybe later"
I've been exposed to so much sports ball and desperately trying to learn as little as possible so I can ask my gorgeous girlfriend dumb questions about it
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've been exposed to so much sports ball and desperately trying to learn as little as possible so I can ask my gorgeous girlfriend dumb questions about it
Apparently football is battlefront 2...
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Apparently football is battlefront 2...
blahåjnado
I want someone to make sharknado but its a dramatic trans lesbian love story...
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
blahåjnado
I want someone to make sharknado but its a dramatic trans lesbian love story...
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I want someone to make sharknado but its a dramatic trans lesbian love story...
Oh jeez oh shucks that would be terrible if progressives asked for modest reforms
If Mamdani wins, progressives will say, “Go left!” If Spanberger and Sherrill prevail, moderates will say, “Move to the center!”
The argument is superficial and corrosive. trib.al/R9TFgA7
The argument is superficial and corrosive. trib.al/R9TFgA7
If Mamdani, Spanberger, and
Sherrill Win, What Will It Mean? Not Much.
If Mamdani wins, progressives will say, “Go left!” If Spanberger and Sherrill prevail, moderates will say, “Move to the center!” The argument is superficial and corrosive.
trib.al
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh jeez oh shucks that would be terrible if progressives asked for modest reforms
Look I dont want this to happen but, there are now going to be so many normies who will identifing the term antifa and hopefully start looking into what that has historically mentioned just to spite trump.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Look I dont want this to happen but, there are now going to be so many normies who will identifing the term antifa and hopefully start looking into what that has historically mentioned just to spite trump.
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I should have never got back into retro gaming...
Now my girlfriend is dancing like a lombre to werewolves in London
Now my girlfriend is dancing like a lombre to werewolves in London
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I should have never got back into retro gaming...
Now my girlfriend is dancing like a lombre to werewolves in London
Now my girlfriend is dancing like a lombre to werewolves in London
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Just tested positive for covid, which means I'm out of work for a week during a time when I really needed the money. I know things are hard on everyone right now, but anything helps. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
Support hrVst-m00n
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October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just tested positive for covid, which means I'm out of work for a week during a time when I really needed the money. I know things are hard on everyone right now, but anything helps. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n