St John Karp
@dazzlepansy.bsky.social
Librarian, archivist, Egyptologist, ornamental hermit. Talk archives and mummies to me.
Opinions are my own and not those of the Divine Zorb, whose numinous wrath sometimes speaks through me.
Opinions are my own and not those of the Divine Zorb, whose numinous wrath sometimes speaks through me.
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St John Karp
@dazzlepansy.bsky.social
· Dec 18
I never did an intro post so here goes! I'm a #librarian and #archivist in a #TimeLibrary dedicated to research into time and timekeeping. Formerly I was a computer programmer and novelist. Currently doing a master's in #Egyptology. Big on #DoctorWho, #FilmPhotography, and #Esperanto.
I've never understood the perversity of people who spell R2-D2 and C-3PO as "Artoo-Detoo" and "See-Threepio". My revenge will be to spell my name C9-J9.
#StarWars
#StarWars
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've never understood the perversity of people who spell R2-D2 and C-3PO as "Artoo-Detoo" and "See-Threepio". My revenge will be to spell my name C9-J9.
#StarWars
#StarWars
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James McAvoy on the ‘class ceiling’ in acting and the arts. This is nearly ten years ago.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
James McAvoy on the ‘class ceiling’ in acting and the arts. This is nearly ten years ago.
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Undercover journalist Paige Thomas, 37, said: “Initially our reporters attempted an undercover operation to test our hypothesis that people with athleticism are big stupid fakers because WE can’t make our bodies do that, and therefore nobody can.”
Exposed! Athletic people faking it for attention
People claiming to have athleticism are just putting it on for attention, an investigation by The Daily Tism can reveal. Undercover journalist Paige Thomas, 37, said: “Initially our reporters…
thedailytism.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Undercover journalist Paige Thomas, 37, said: “Initially our reporters attempted an undercover operation to test our hypothesis that people with athleticism are big stupid fakers because WE can’t make our bodies do that, and therefore nobody can.”
I love this story. It cops flak because it has a lot of shouty mask men, but there's so much that's uncanny and otherworldly. If you're going to dock points for anything, it should be the fact that Crayford has spent years thinking he's half blind but has never once bothered to remove his eyepatch.
"These are not real trees, and you're not the real Sarah..."
"Doctor Who: The Android Invasion" part 2 (1975). #DoctorWho
"Doctor Who: The Android Invasion" part 2 (1975). #DoctorWho
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I love this story. It cops flak because it has a lot of shouty mask men, but there's so much that's uncanny and otherworldly. If you're going to dock points for anything, it should be the fact that Crayford has spent years thinking he's half blind but has never once bothered to remove his eyepatch.
People wringing their hands over the #DoctorWho budget keep saying TV is more expensive to make today than it was in 2005. That's because they're trying to make Doctor Who like it's Star Wars.
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
People wringing their hands over the #DoctorWho budget keep saying TV is more expensive to make today than it was in 2005. That's because they're trying to make Doctor Who like it's Star Wars.
Vladimir Putin in a red dress.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Vladimir Putin in a red dress.
The last LGBTQ+ community space in Vermont shut down so my friend opened a queer library and hangout space! With his own money! Check out Little Queery, it's amazing and adorable.
www.littlequeery.com
#Libraries #LGBTQ #Queer
www.littlequeery.com
#Libraries #LGBTQ #Queer
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The last LGBTQ+ community space in Vermont shut down so my friend opened a queer library and hangout space! With his own money! Check out Little Queery, it's amazing and adorable.
www.littlequeery.com
#Libraries #LGBTQ #Queer
www.littlequeery.com
#Libraries #LGBTQ #Queer
Every now and then the Internet finds out that SSDs lose data if they're not turned on (ooooh, matron!) I still meet people who have a huge collection of CDs and DVDs from the 90s and think it'll last forever 🤦
Talk to your archivist, we do this for a living.
#Archives #Archivists #DigiPres
Talk to your archivist, we do this for a living.
#Archives #Archivists #DigiPres
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Every now and then the Internet finds out that SSDs lose data if they're not turned on (ooooh, matron!) I still meet people who have a huge collection of CDs and DVDs from the 90s and think it'll last forever 🤦
Talk to your archivist, we do this for a living.
#Archives #Archivists #DigiPres
Talk to your archivist, we do this for a living.
#Archives #Archivists #DigiPres
Exciting news for #archivists and #DoctorWho fans: the University of York has acquired Terrance Dicks' papers.
www.york.ac.uk/borthwick/ne...
www.york.ac.uk/borthwick/ne...
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Exciting news for #archivists and #DoctorWho fans: the University of York has acquired Terrance Dicks' papers.
www.york.ac.uk/borthwick/ne...
www.york.ac.uk/borthwick/ne...
Good morning Neshuu! Creeping round the corner. We call him Neshuu because, even though it's a reproduction of Tutankhamun's sarcophagus, the bogus hieroglyphs in the cartouche are three cups. Hence his name must be "nšw.w" (cups).
#Egyptology
#Egyptology
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning Neshuu! Creeping round the corner. We call him Neshuu because, even though it's a reproduction of Tutankhamun's sarcophagus, the bogus hieroglyphs in the cartouche are three cups. Hence his name must be "nšw.w" (cups).
#Egyptology
#Egyptology
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In which I articulate the case that AGI is impossible and machines just plain cannot think. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
On Incomputable Language: An Essay on AI
An incidental consequence of having written a book on tech-fascism and the so-called rationalist movement is that I find myself periodically queried for my thoughts on artificial intelligence. On the ...
www.eruditorumpress.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In which I articulate the case that AGI is impossible and machines just plain cannot think. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
When I open the door of my sarcophagus cabinet, it looks like it's creeping on me from around the corner.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When I open the door of my sarcophagus cabinet, it looks like it's creeping on me from around the corner.
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Americans became obsessed with Harry Potter when they should have embraced Carry On, in this lecture I will…
a man in a wig and hat is smiling and saying `` carry on ! ''
ALT: a man in a wig and hat is smiling and saying `` carry on ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Americans became obsessed with Harry Potter when they should have embraced Carry On, in this lecture I will…
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The 🇺🇸 American comedy film "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo and Chico) and featuring Kitty Carlisle, Allan Jones, Margaret Dumont, Sig Ruman and Walter Woolf King was released in the United States #OnThisDay in 1935
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The 🇺🇸 American comedy film "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo and Chico) and featuring Kitty Carlisle, Allan Jones, Margaret Dumont, Sig Ruman and Walter Woolf King was released in the United States #OnThisDay in 1935
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
I'm so old when I get out my tangly earphones, but I see people drop their wireless ear buds every day. The case pops open, ear buds scatter, and the owner scoops them up and sticks them in their ear right next to where they keep their brain. GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON THE SUBWAY FLOOR, IT HAS RAT AIDS.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm so old when I get out my tangly earphones, but I see people drop their wireless ear buds every day. The case pops open, ear buds scatter, and the owner scoops them up and sticks them in their ear right next to where they keep their brain. GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON THE SUBWAY FLOOR, IT HAS RAT AIDS.
I love a good bitchy book review.
"excellent deck-chair reading"
"The short-comings of the work may be summed up in the statement that Mr. Baikie is not an Egyptologist."
"Is it too much to ask that he postpone the writing of his next Egyptological book?"
#Books #Egyptology
"excellent deck-chair reading"
"The short-comings of the work may be summed up in the statement that Mr. Baikie is not an Egyptologist."
"Is it too much to ask that he postpone the writing of his next Egyptological book?"
#Books #Egyptology
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I love a good bitchy book review.
"excellent deck-chair reading"
"The short-comings of the work may be summed up in the statement that Mr. Baikie is not an Egyptologist."
"Is it too much to ask that he postpone the writing of his next Egyptological book?"
#Books #Egyptology
"excellent deck-chair reading"
"The short-comings of the work may be summed up in the statement that Mr. Baikie is not an Egyptologist."
"Is it too much to ask that he postpone the writing of his next Egyptological book?"
#Books #Egyptology
From the #archives of the #TimeLibrary: a watchmaker from about 1887. You can't tell me John Krasinski is not a time traveller.
#Libraries
#Libraries
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
From the #archives of the #TimeLibrary: a watchmaker from about 1887. You can't tell me John Krasinski is not a time traveller.
#Libraries
#Libraries
Currently reading this volume of pure joy: "Life Among the Savages" by Shirley Jackson. America's queen of psychological horror and alienation writes a humorous memoir about raising her feral kids.
#Books
#Books
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Currently reading this volume of pure joy: "Life Among the Savages" by Shirley Jackson. America's queen of psychological horror and alienation writes a humorous memoir about raising her feral kids.
#Books
#Books
"Don't mind me, I'm just dusting the ravens. Sit down and help yourself to a bikkie."
We love using our digital channels to pull back the curtain and share the behind-the-scenes stories of what we do.
It’s a great way to show you the passion, the process, and the people that make everything happen.
#museum30 #digital #behindthescenes #novascotia
It’s a great way to show you the passion, the process, and the people that make everything happen.
#museum30 #digital #behindthescenes #novascotia
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"Don't mind me, I'm just dusting the ravens. Sit down and help yourself to a bikkie."
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Time Flies. Mind your business. Click on Furneux Pelham Church, Hertfordshire.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Time Flies. Mind your business. Click on Furneux Pelham Church, Hertfordshire.
I wish booksellers wouldn't use labels that leave a horrible gummy residue (or, worse, tear the cover when you try to remove them). There must be a vendor that sells book-safe labels.
For all you kids at home: Goo Gone is magic stuff. Use an eraser to remove residue from covers that can't get wet.
For all you kids at home: Goo Gone is magic stuff. Use an eraser to remove residue from covers that can't get wet.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wish booksellers wouldn't use labels that leave a horrible gummy residue (or, worse, tear the cover when you try to remove them). There must be a vendor that sells book-safe labels.
For all you kids at home: Goo Gone is magic stuff. Use an eraser to remove residue from covers that can't get wet.
For all you kids at home: Goo Gone is magic stuff. Use an eraser to remove residue from covers that can't get wet.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When the clocks go back I don't get an extra hour of sleep, I get an extra hour of night, lying awake and staring at the ceiling and praying for oblivion. This cursed night will never end.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When the clocks go back I don't get an extra hour of sleep, I get an extra hour of night, lying awake and staring at the ceiling and praying for oblivion. This cursed night will never end.
THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS AND THEIR CENTAUR BABY ARE MOVING OUT! Oh frabjous day!
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS AND THEIR CENTAUR BABY ARE MOVING OUT! Oh frabjous day!