David Vienna
@davidvienna.com
Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, co-founder of Ridiculous Danger, co-creator of two teens.
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Welp, that didn't work.
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Welp, that didn't work.
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Hey, hey, this premiered tonight on Apple TV. My husband and a whole lotta friends of mine spent the last few years making it. It’s very good. You should check it out.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hey, hey, this premiered tonight on Apple TV. My husband and a whole lotta friends of mine spent the last few years making it. It’s very good. You should check it out.
Dangerous confession: I find THE GODFATHER insufferably boring.
Dangerous confession: I don’t like THE GOONIES or the original CADDYSHACK.
Dangerous confession: I don't really like BACK TO THE FUTURE that much.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dangerous confession: I find THE GODFATHER insufferably boring.
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
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FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU
BREAKING: US Supreme Court allows Trump's passport policy targeting transgender people
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November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU
This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.
To quote Mamdani: Turn. The volume. Up.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
To quote Mamdani: Turn. The volume. Up.
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Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
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We should do this more often.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We should do this more often.
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
Remember, people. When we talk about the turnout and results tonight, don’t say it’s a “blue wave.” It’s called a bluenami.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Remember, people. When we talk about the turnout and results tonight, don’t say it’s a “blue wave.” It’s called a bluenami.
Holy fuck! Guess the state’s come a long way from arguing over where to put the Arthur Ashe statue.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Holy fuck! Guess the state’s come a long way from arguing over where to put the Arthur Ashe statue.
It’s election day! I voted to do away with the tiny handheld microphones used in social media interviews.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s election day! I voted to do away with the tiny handheld microphones used in social media interviews.
Trump throws ketchup. We throw mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Trump throws ketchup. We throw mustard.
Great start to the day hearing Allison and Dana on @dailybeanspod.com unable to stop laughing while reporting details of the Sandwich Throwing case.
a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Great start to the day hearing Allison and Dana on @dailybeanspod.com unable to stop laughing while reporting details of the Sandwich Throwing case.
Headline Writers: When covering Trump's tone-deaf party, "The Great Fatsby" is right there for the publishing.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Headline Writers: When covering Trump's tone-deaf party, "The Great Fatsby" is right there for the publishing.
How it started / How it’s going
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
How it started / How it’s going
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
Wait, so you’re telling me the dogs just let you paint them during their poker game?
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wait, so you’re telling me the dogs just let you paint them during their poker game?
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Losing the Fourth Estate has really fucked the United States and its democracy.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Losing the Fourth Estate has really fucked the United States and its democracy.