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David
@davidnmaisie.bsky.social
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Scottish, dyslexic, lefty, woke, carpenter 🪚. Married to MrsW. Wee dug called Maisie. Food,travel, wine and not taking myself,or others too seriously.
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · Nov 10
Mornin shaggers
Seeing more, and more of my auld pals coming over from Musk’s hellhole. For my new pals, I’m known for my world class poached eggs, dug whispering, and being Fifes No 1 food & wine critic. Oh, and I sometimes join bits o’ wid together as well. Maisie, her names Maisie.
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 4h
Is it really all that. I supervised my boys sawing and drilling at an earlier age.
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
Good try, but you won’t get me trashing Baynes !!
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
MrsW faked embarrassment, but I became very popular with the waiting staff.
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
I might have got a couple of pistachio ones. ☺️
Morning A 🫡
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
With pistachios
a woman with gray hair and a red shirt says " are you crying "
ALT: a woman with gray hair and a red shirt says " are you crying "
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 5h
Mornin. Tarts !
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Portuguese tapas.
Booked a port tour at Sandemans on Sunday. Established in 1790 by George Sandeman of Perth. 👌
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Wow 😍
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Aye. Fuck that ! 😂
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Fortunately, I cannae see the local sports bar showing it🤞😉
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
The highlight of my evening was telling an American in my gruffest Scottish accent to turn his volume down, as I made my way back from the toilet in the restaurant. Unusual for a MAGA feckwit to have a passport.
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 1d
who did this
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 16h
‘I’d like to personally welcome Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr, Dave Chapelle & Louis C.K. to the first North Korea Comedy Festival’
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
The only decent film Sting was in, was Quadrophenia 👌
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Cheesy post.
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 15h
Both. I endured the sting one at the cinema, and was forced to watch the last one, cause she insisted it was much better. She wouldn’t dare ask me to watch Dune 2. 🤬🤬
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 23h
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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 23h
I’m just glad I bumped into it when I was sober !!
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