The Hard 17
davidmarchorn.bsky.social
The Hard 17
@davidmarchorn.bsky.social
I teach value investing and short selling. Yes, it's possible to be that cool.
Her: Why are you wearing those rubber gloves to do dishes

Me:
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first 435,274 times.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Did inflation write this
The Washington Post, everyone
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You know who had a great year? Measles.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Someone at the Jets is looking for Vinny Testaverde’s number.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We're gonna make a hole in the ozone again aren't we
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Ken Lay's ghost is so pissed.
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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My kids: "Can we do this *perfectly reasonable* activity outside of the house?"

Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@keubiko.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving!
INTEL SHARES UP 5.8%, SET FOR ITS FIFTH STRAIGHT SESSION OF GAINS
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You can no longer assume someone is leaving their parking spot in a reasonable amount of time because people just sit there and check their phone. This is a net negative for society.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wut
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Taking the robot dog for a walk when Twitter is down…
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Modern headlights are too bright.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So the Patriots only face two more real opponents (Bills and Ravens), are tied as favorites to get a bye (+210), and the AFC is wide open...and they're still 20:1 to win the Super Bowl?
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Called it
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So the beginning of "Actually Romantic" is basically "Where is My Mind" by The Pixies.
October 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social I was listening to an old "Risk of Ruin" podcast today and heard you re the Twitter buyout! Ah, the good old days.
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This summer, my family is trying every flavor in the local ice cream shop.

I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.

Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.

It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.
July 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy July 4th.

Remember, it's your duty to correct people when they call a cookout a "BBQ."

Be the change you want to see.
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My kid is watching the Simpsons so she now understands all of the memes I used to post before logging on made me sad and angry.
June 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Where my SOTP people at
Don't look now but Waymo's had 708,000 paid driverless rides in California in March. Data: @californiapuc.bsky.social
May 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HOLD ON I NEED TO CHECK THE APP THAT MAKES ME SAD AND MAD
May 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM