The Hard 17
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The Hard 17
@davidmarchorn.bsky.social
I teach value investing and short selling. Yes, it's possible to be that cool.
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Ollie Gordon (ankle) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lol illegal firearms
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The team is historically reluctant to make mid-season moves....that's all I got.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What does he say it is? We're dying to know!
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I just don't let them watch YouTube. There's plenty of streamable content from other providers.
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fine fine I'll like your obscure band posts more
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It doesn't matter if it's placebo if it works.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well now you can bet on the date of said apocalypse!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Crypto guys ruin everything
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"My Lamborghini doesn't perform well in the snow."
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's scientifically proven that 6'4 is the ideal height. Anything over that is problematic unless you can really lever it (ie basketball).

I'm sorry you're uncomfortable on the plane, guy whose height virtually everyone wants.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm 6 feet. Tallest guy at synagogue!
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you couldn't parlay 6'5 energy to flying private levels of wealth, don't take it out on us.
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by The Hard 17
My kids: "Can we do this *perfectly reasonable* activity outside of the house?"

Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
March has 31 days and no vacations and it's still freezing. It's hands down the worst month.
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I wasn't good and my roommates used to troll me by scoring on me with Joey Kocur and Tie Domi.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM