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dave rubric

@daverubric.bsky.social

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OFMD stizzy enjoyer, Babylon 5 initiate, fiber arts freak, rhetoric bro, ghey, transsexual || pfp: lovedhands || he/him, old || handle is a supermarket sweep joke

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · Sep 22

I could be like Buttons but with sea smells instead of fish

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 17h

Today really tried my soul as a teacher lol. Not my students but many other things

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

I am in such a loop of burnt out, sick, anxious, wired, etc. I have to put on my teachersona so soon and I am really not in the mood 😭

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

Cover of Merriam-Webster's All Caps dictionary, a red background with a white circle and text for people who are mad.

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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 1d

stede courting two boyfriends who both wanted to kill him at first. what an icon

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

I'd be really curious to know if any major CAQDAS software companies collaborated on building LLMs

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

I love them so so much. Infinity reposting

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Lark 🔞🍉 comms OPEN! @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 1d

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for @daverubric.bsky.social

Digital painting of Izzy putting a needle corset on Ed's back. Ed looks back in pain and pleasure. Ed is naked except for boots and Izzy is wearing pants and boots. Ed sits on a red stool. Everything is lit by yellow light. Everyone's a bit softer than canon but you expected that bc Lark drew it.

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

I will cover shipping. I think unfortunately I can't ship outside of the US 😭

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

If you would like a free OFMD-fandom candle or body/hair product hit me up. I have curly-wavy oily fine hair and also am generally an oily boy so currently I am a very specific guinea pig.

Possible scents for combos
-Citruses
-Herbs
-Leather
-Smoke
-Tobacco
-Coffee
-Rose
among others!

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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 1d

pussy from a boy who is spooky

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over. text written over it says "pussy from a boy who is spooky"

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

Rolling Izzy up in a bulletproof blanket and duct taping it closed he hates it but I WILL PROTECT HIM DAMNIT

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 1d

I appreciate this non optional mayo

Torta Carnitas

Includes: Mayonnaise (Not Optional), Carnitas (Pulled Pork), Refried Beans, Lettuce, Tomato, & Guacamole.

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 2d

meet cute

Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 2d

South Side Flats. Bingham Street. Caller said that she was hanging a picture up in her apartment. The neighbor did not take kindly to this and started to bang back on the walls which knocked the picture down. Both parties are now both screaming at each other through the walls.

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 2d

every now and then i remember i know how to crochet, then i start crocheting and i'm like fuck knitting why do i torture myself with that

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 2d

In this specific case it will get better eventually but also time marches on

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 2d

Like does the tiredness ever end asking for a friend

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Pumpkin Spice SwampLizard 🎃 @swamplizard.bsky.social · 3d

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

I really need like a new group chat to complain about politics with others OR do what all my friends are doing and disengage almost entirely.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

one of the consistently interesting things about ACA criticism since it was signed into law is how critics discount or ignore the medicaid expansion

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

No this is just something I saw in the news about UT Austin.

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

Who has made their programs so expensive and so exclusionary that I have students who would be excellent doctors becoming social workers

dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

Who has pushed back every time your faculty senate said "the Board of Regents shouldn't do that" or "we need the French department, actually"

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

"Loss of shared governance is a huge part of the problem" and whose fault is that Dr. Krabbypatty Dean of Cardiovascular Surgery

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 3d

I made a really good sprayable dry shampoo??

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dave rubric @daverubric.bsky.social · 4d

*points* HA HA

Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 4d

exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

Now in a position of power at the network, Ms.
Weiss is the one concerned about leaks. She has complained that her comments at private CBS meetings keep turning up in media reports, asking if the company can identify the leakers, according to three people familiar with her remarks.