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Dan Johnson, Esq. - U.K. Lawyer 🔶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺
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Black Country Born & Bred; Adopted SW Londoner; Liberal Democrat; Father to Aleks; VW Van Man; Fulham FC & Surrey CCC (+ English Business Law Solicitor = linkedin.com/in/danrjohnson).

Comments = My Own - Made In My Capacity As A Private British Citizen.
It has got to be so hard writing satire for #SNL when a #FIFA Peace Prize' award to Donald #Trump is a real thing . . .

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Weekend Update: Trump Wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats Release Epstein Island Photos - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on #Football said that the F.A. needed to conduct “a thorough and comprehensive investigation” into Bloom and Brighton & Hove Albion.
Crystal Palace have for a long time thought BHA can't be that bad without reason.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Brighton bans Guardian from stadium over reporting on Tony Bloom
Reporters and photographers have been banned by the Premier League club, as a Guardian spokesperson said the reporting was in the public interest
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Truly Shameful for the U.S.A.

Ronald Reagan will be 'spinning in his grave' . . .

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Kremlin hails Trump’s national security strategy as aligned with Russia’s vision
Moscow welcomes White House document critical of the EU as talks to end the Ukraine war enter a key phase
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Kash Patel (the worst FBI Director in American history) has definitely seen the #Epstein files . . .
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
This 'revival' recording = Will be thirty (30) years old next year!

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The Beach Boys and Lorrie Morgan - Don't Worry Baby
YouTube video by Hotrodngaz
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December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The #film's North American release on 5 June 2015 was particularly unsuccessful, coinciding with the 2015 #FIFA corruption case.

In the United States, the film grossed USD $918 in its opening weekend, was lambasted by critics as propaganda, and is considered to be one of the worst #films ever made.
Honestly FIFA doing this is singularly FIFA, like the time it paid for a shitty music about itself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United Passions - Wikipedia
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December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#Reform UK has yet to publicly condemn the posts, but said:

“Following an investigation into the failure to declare social media accounts during the candidate vetting process, Cllr Ian Cooper has had his membership of Reform UK revoked.”

#Farage IS gutless.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Broadcaster targeted with racist slurs accuses Farage of emboldening ‘toxic environment’ online
Farage is responsible for ‘dangerous’ culture shift, says broadcaster subject to alleged posts from Reform councillor
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That’s because the effect should correctly be called “climate change” - and - it will eventually ‘turn off’ the Gulf Stream = Leaving the U.K. with the colder winter climate it otherwise would have (at its latitude).
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Terrifying for Americans (& the World) . . .
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Where’s #DOGE when you need it?

#Musk achieved his aim of gutting the Federal Agencies who were (rightly) investigating the deficiencies in compliance by his various businesses, and then rode off leaving expensive chaos in his wake.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The U.K. Royal Family have been exploiting the British State’s largesse for centuries.

Don’t complain to me about your increased taxes - Unless you are prepared to object to a bunch of minor nobodies (e.g. Prince Edward etc.) living free at your expense.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian view on the crown estate inquiry: a necessary probe and a wider debate | Editorial
Editorial: Parliament’s ban on discussion of the royals is infantile. A committee of MPs has the chance to end the secrecy over their finances
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
#Trump is a child.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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REP. HIMES: “The video was enormously disturbing… the example given in the DOD manual is of shipwrecked sailors. You do not kill them.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This whole pathetic endeavour exists - purely because Liz #Truss wants American neo-liberal financial backing = to dark fund her steadily increasing lunacy.

She’s resigned to ranting in a closet on the internet.

It’d be tragic if it wasn’t so deeply stupid.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
#Trump won a “Saint & Greavsie Mug” in 1991 - Surely better than the #FIFA Peace Prize?!

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When Donald Trump met Saint and Greavsie
YouTube video by ITV News
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December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The 48 teams in this edition of the World Cup, (up from 32 last time) – means there is room for plucky teams with little chance of winning the trophy, such as Haiti, Curaçao, Cape Verde and England.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
World Cup 2026 draw: which teams have qualified and how does it work?
Your essential guide to Friday’s draw in Washington DC, including where to watch it, who to watch out for and a look at Fifa’s peace prize
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#Farage = Akin to Bernard Manning in terms of blatant racism (but "Mr. Brexit" doesn't make me laugh).

What a shameless scrote . . .

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28
Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It is a little remembered fact of Donald #Trump (that his fellow Aryan racist scumabgs) played NAZIs in "The Blues Brothers" . . .

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The Monumental Car Chase & Crash (Full Scene) | The Blues Brothers
YouTube video by Popcorn Picks
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December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“I am proud to have scrapped the two-child limit,” Keir Starmer intoned in a speech, “Proud to have lifted half a million children out of poverty.”

He is thus “extremely proud” of doing something that he only last year, suspended seven of his MPs for voting for.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Reeves and Starmer are a two-for-one deal - if she goes, he goes. What a cheering thought | Marina Hyde
It’s week two of budget black-hole gate. When will it all end? Probably after the May elections, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
True That!
The Purple Pimpernel

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Australian-American go to a bar…

Where they decide the UK’s media agenda for decades to come.

It’s a joke.

But it isn’t funny.
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The current FBI Director, Kash Patel is the author of pro-#Trump children’s books including:
“The Plot Against the King” . . .

What an absolute clown!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI under Kash Patel has become ‘internally paralyzed by fear’, new report reveals
Leaked assessment based on confidential accounts from 24 FBI sources describes organization as a ‘rudderless ship’
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM