Dan Henry
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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She stuffed him in a locker with this.
March 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She stuffed him in a locker with this.
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MAGA hypocrites.
MAGA Politician Whines About His 'Preferred Pronouns' After Woman Purposely Misgenders Him During Hearing
My, how the tables have turned.
www.comicsands.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGA hypocrites.
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Next Friday, Marvel drops Brave New World, starring a Black Captain America. 🇺🇸
Given how totally chill America is about race right now, I’m sure this will be received with grace, nuance, and absolutely zero meltdown-worthy headlines. 🙃🍿 #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Racism
Next Friday, Marvel drops Brave New World, starring a Black Captain America. 🇺🇸
Given how totally chill America is about race right now, I’m sure this will be received with grace, nuance, and absolutely zero meltdown-worthy headlines. 🙃🍿 #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Racism
February 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Next Friday, Marvel drops Brave New World, starring a Black Captain America. 🇺🇸
Given how totally chill America is about race right now, I’m sure this will be received with grace, nuance, and absolutely zero meltdown-worthy headlines. 🙃🍿 #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Racism
Next Friday, Marvel drops Brave New World, starring a Black Captain America. 🇺🇸
Given how totally chill America is about race right now, I’m sure this will be received with grace, nuance, and absolutely zero meltdown-worthy headlines. 🙃🍿 #Marvel #CaptainAmerica #Racism
Jeez, there have been so many plane crashes since Trump took office, Republicans are going to have to start offering their thoughts and prayers
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Jeez, there have been so many plane crashes since Trump took office, Republicans are going to have to start offering their thoughts and prayers
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Musk praised the energy and enthusiasm of his team: “There haven’t been this many high school kids involved with the government since Matt Gaetz was in Congress.”
Elon Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
A sixteen-year-old was elated to learn that he would accrue class credits for serving as Secretary of the Treasury.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Musk praised the energy and enthusiasm of his team: “There haven’t been this many high school kids involved with the government since Matt Gaetz was in Congress.”
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Who wants to tell him?
January 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who wants to tell him?
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They really are.
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He was ready for this moment
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He was ready for this moment
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I just spit out my tea.
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just spit out my tea.
