Dan Price
@danpriceink.bsky.social
writer - comedian - sand in the oyster
Making light of things.
Making light of things.
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
Remember today. In 4 months when we are all being force-fed a bunch of bullshit about the need to privatize social security, remember this was all self-inflicted. Quite possible by design. We won’t be duped.
Stocks cratered Thursday after President Donald Trump unveiled sweeping tariffs of at least 10% and even higher for some countries, raising the risks of a global trade war that hits the already sputtering U.S. economy.
Dow craters 1,200 points, S&P 500 heads for worst drop in 2 years after Trump's tariff rollout: Live updates
Wednesday saw further volatility roil markets as tensions ran high ahead of Trump's announcement, but stocks ultimately ended the session in the green.
www.cnbc.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Remember today. In 4 months when we are all being force-fed a bunch of bullshit about the need to privatize social security, remember this was all self-inflicted. Quite possible by design. We won’t be duped.
This one will be fun to watch but I predict a backlash from the new Chairman. The 2026 Mark Twain Prize will be hosted at the Wind Creek Resort & Casino unless the award goes to Greg Gutfeld.
Conan O'Brien will receive one of the most coveted awards in comedy on Sunday — but the annual event takes place at a tense time for the Kennedy Center.
Comedians will celebrate Conan O'Brien at the Kennedy Center on Sunday. Will they take on Trump?
Conan O'Brien will receive one of the most coveted awards in comedy on Sunday — but the annual event takes place at a tense time for the Kennedy Center.
www.npr.org
March 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This one will be fun to watch but I predict a backlash from the new Chairman. The 2026 Mark Twain Prize will be hosted at the Wind Creek Resort & Casino unless the award goes to Greg Gutfeld.
This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling, there are rules
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling, there are rules
This is crazy. Accusing Tulane of anti-semitism is like accusing Trump of hating people in red hats.
The Ed. Department's Office for Civil Rights sent letters to 60 additional institutions "warning them of potential enforcement actions" for "violations relating to antisemitic harassment and discrimination" including Harvard, Brown, Stanford, Princeton, UNC, and several UC's
March 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is crazy. Accusing Tulane of anti-semitism is like accusing Trump of hating people in red hats.
Let’s be honest for a second: even if we annexed Canada, we all know the 51st state would be Mississippi.
March 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Let’s be honest for a second: even if we annexed Canada, we all know the 51st state would be Mississippi.
Which one of the White House speechwriters is secretly shorting Game Stop right now? And by Game Stop, I mean, the entire S&P 500.
March 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Which one of the White House speechwriters is secretly shorting Game Stop right now? And by Game Stop, I mean, the entire S&P 500.
Wow
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wow
Pay now or pay later
President Trump’s freeze on international aid has hampered Uganda’s ability to respond to an Ebola outbreak, U.S. officials said in private.
As Ebola Spreads in Uganda, Trump Aid Freeze Hinders Effort to Contain It, U.S. Officials Fear
Two more people are reported dead from the disease, and dozens are in isolation, as the outbreak grows.
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Pay now or pay later
One month is plenty of time to build, outfit, staff, and startup a production line — just ask anybody who has never worked a day in manufacturing.
The White House said President Trump has given Ford, General Motors and Stellantis a one-month reprieve from tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
Trump grants the Big Three automakers temporary relief from tariffs
The White House said President Trump has given Ford, General Motors and Stellantis a one-month reprieve from tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
www.npr.org
March 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
One month is plenty of time to build, outfit, staff, and startup a production line — just ask anybody who has never worked a day in manufacturing.
Seriously, our elected leaders are cheering for Ivan Drago now. Thug bullies and pogues make me sick.
February 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Seriously, our elected leaders are cheering for Ivan Drago now. Thug bullies and pogues make me sick.
I really listened to the lyrics of Pink Pony Club for the first time today, and I think I’m going to be sad all week.
February 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I really listened to the lyrics of Pink Pony Club for the first time today, and I think I’m going to be sad all week.
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Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts
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Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts | The Daily Show
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February 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts
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Imagine a school principal explaining to a student assembly that the kid who got viciously beaten for his lunch money was to blame. He started the fight when he refused to pay the bully. It’s his fault.
February 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Imagine a school principal explaining to a student assembly that the kid who got viciously beaten for his lunch money was to blame. He started the fight when he refused to pay the bully. It’s his fault.
The team that knows everything you ever looked at or said on Twitter wants to know your address, DoB and SSNs of everyone in your family, properties, side businesses, investments, vendors, partnerships, charitable giving, gambling losses, disability ratings…to make Government more efficient.
The IRS is preparing to give a team member working with Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency access to sensitive taxpayer data. IRS data is tied to millions of Americans, including their tax returns, Social Security numbers, addresses, banking details, and employment information.
Musk Team Seeks Access to I.R.S. System With Taxpayers’ Records
A White House spokesman said that the initiative called the Department of Government Efficiency needed to review data to fix waste within the agency.
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The team that knows everything you ever looked at or said on Twitter wants to know your address, DoB and SSNs of everyone in your family, properties, side businesses, investments, vendors, partnerships, charitable giving, gambling losses, disability ratings…to make Government more efficient.
100% correct! Yes the economy, but hell, the dollar itself, depend on the full faith and credit of the United States. Change is expected, but demolition has global repercussions. Kinda makes ya wonder ‘Qui Bono’? (It ain’t us)
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
100% correct! Yes the economy, but hell, the dollar itself, depend on the full faith and credit of the United States. Change is expected, but demolition has global repercussions. Kinda makes ya wonder ‘Qui Bono’? (It ain’t us)
Reciprocal tariffs…now where have I seen that before…
February 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reciprocal tariffs…now where have I seen that before…
Did no one read Bradbury or Orwell in high school? If I notice you wearing these, we’re done talking.
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Did no one read Bradbury or Orwell in high school? If I notice you wearing these, we’re done talking.
The stats on today’s Wordle tell me there are some frustrated folks on Bsky today.
February 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The stats on today’s Wordle tell me there are some frustrated folks on Bsky today.
🎙️Saturday - 8pm - $10🎙️
Like if the Super Bowl was all commercials and no game.
At Shenanigans Comedy Theatre, Huntsville AL
Like if the Super Bowl was all commercials and no game.
At Shenanigans Comedy Theatre, Huntsville AL
February 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🎙️Saturday - 8pm - $10🎙️
Like if the Super Bowl was all commercials and no game.
At Shenanigans Comedy Theatre, Huntsville AL
Like if the Super Bowl was all commercials and no game.
At Shenanigans Comedy Theatre, Huntsville AL
Free show tonight, 8pm!
February 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Free show tonight, 8pm!
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Eagles Fan Starts Tailgating At 9 A.M. For Custody Hearing
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February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Eagles Fan Starts Tailgating At 9 A.M. For Custody Hearing
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In response, President Trump announced a 50% tariff on Pennsylvania unless they agree to forecast an early spring
Early Sunday morning, before a cheering crowd in western Pennsylvania’s Gobbler’s Knob, the famed prognosticating groundhog emerged from his den and saw his shadow, his handlers proclaimed.
That means Punxsutawney Phil has declared six more weeks of winter.
That means Punxsutawney Phil has declared six more weeks of winter.
More winter ahead, Punxsutawney Phil predicts after seeing his shadow
According to lore — and the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club — when Phil is determined to have seen his shadow, six more weeks of winter are in the offing.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In response, President Trump announced a 50% tariff on Pennsylvania unless they agree to forecast an early spring