dani lamorte
@danilamorte.bsky.social
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📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
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📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun
https://linktr.ee/danilamorte
pfp: Centa Schumacher
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Piracy this.
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Piracy this.
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
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do you think MikeCam is getting ready to come out to his family?
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
do you think MikeCam is getting ready to come out to his family?
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
I use tall crutches btw 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I use tall crutches btw 🤭
I don't think there is much aesthetic value in most writing advice, tbh.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't think there is much aesthetic value in most writing advice, tbh.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
I don't want to be famous, but I would like to be successful enough that I don't need a Linktree.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don't want to be famous, but I would like to be successful enough that I don't need a Linktree.
Gonna be getting surgery. (For the vegans: soygery) Preparing my list of questions for the doctor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gonna be getting surgery. (For the vegans: soygery) Preparing my list of questions for the doctor.
Just heard someone pronounce “holidays” as “hawiday.” Vocalized /l/ is alive and vibrant!
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just heard someone pronounce “holidays” as “hawiday.” Vocalized /l/ is alive and vibrant!
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
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I like making my little research notes because I can write things like
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I like making my little research notes because I can write things like
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
I don't think you should be allowed to comment on Instagram posts if your account is private, tbh.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't think you should be allowed to comment on Instagram posts if your account is private, tbh.
oh this day is not starting off casually, girlies 😬
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
oh this day is not starting off casually, girlies 😬
Not right now, honey, mommy is experiencing infantile rage when encountering the limits of her agency.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not right now, honey, mommy is experiencing infantile rage when encountering the limits of her agency.
I feel about Deleuze the way Hyacinth Bucket feels about the metric system:
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I feel about Deleuze the way Hyacinth Bucket feels about the metric system:
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
just read the worst thing i've read in a while ama
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
just read the worst thing i've read in a while ama
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
I only wrote one academic article but sometimes people cite it and that's kinda cool.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I only wrote one academic article but sometimes people cite it and that's kinda cool.
This could be the end of universal grammar :)
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This could be the end of universal grammar :)
Sometimes I remember that, when my parents were my present age, they had a fifteen year-old. Haha. What????
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes I remember that, when my parents were my present age, they had a fifteen year-old. Haha. What????
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Up and ready to seek attention
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Up and ready to seek attention
Thought I’d read some fiction as a treat but the novel I chose has footnotes and two blurbs from Eileen Myles, so l’ll just watch something on YouTube instead.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thought I’d read some fiction as a treat but the novel I chose has footnotes and two blurbs from Eileen Myles, so l’ll just watch something on YouTube instead.