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Jo-Ho-Ho-ey 🎄
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Amy Elliott Dunne apologist

Sweater enthusiast

He/Him
📍 NYC
Stranger Things. WOAH 😳
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank god for fellow gays in the office because I can finally talk about Heat Rivalry
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
1. I can prove he didn’t do it because he was with me at bible study when it allegedly happen
2. He can shoot me (allegedly) in the street and I would say thank you
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There’s something that feels so chic about an overcoat over sweats, a baseball cap, and an oversized tote. It feels like you’re going to be papped while on your way to the gym
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The gay hockey show made me cry
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Get in losers, we’re going back to Middle Earth
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
only 8 more work days left in the year....
a woman says so close i could taste it in front of a world map
ALT: a woman says so close i could taste it in front of a world map
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You want me to get out bed in this? When I m just a toasty cinnamon bun?
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
operating with a room temperature IQ this morning
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
first holiday party done
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Too fat for the gays. Too skinny to qualify for the GLP-1s
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
wool coat weather
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Promise made, promise kept
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Teaching the children about propaganda, abuse of power, gentrification, and how minorities are used as scapegoats! love it!!

BRINGING WOKE BACK!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m not a religious person but god damn do I fuck with O Holy Night

🎶CHRIIIIIST IS THE LOOOOOOORD🎶

and Ava Maria
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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*everyone shows up for the orgy*
“Put your clothes back on, I just needed a group to play Clue. Who wants to be Colonel Mustard?”
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Got a gold medal in the bed rotting Olympics today
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You’re welcome 💅🏻
A Janet/Britney millennial gay guy is gonna give you the best dick of your life
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s amazing that in 86 years nothing on film has ever topped that moment when The Wizard of Oz switches to color. Nearly 100 years and still gagging us
a person is standing in front of a window with a ladder .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a window with a ladder .
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November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I know for a fact Snow Miser and Heat Miser are gay and the only proof you need is to look at their mother. There’s no way anyone raised by this woman would turn out straight.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My second favorite day in NYC, after marathon day, is the morning after Thanksgiving. It’s so empty and quiet and peaceful

And then I remember I work in a museum and it’s truly the most insane day but hey at least for one glorious moment it’s calm
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM