Can confirm it’s really hard to not do the “Time Warp” when the song comes on in your earphones while riding a train into work.
a group of people are dancing on a red carpet with #timewarp written on the bottom
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a red carpet with #timewarp written on the bottom
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January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Can confirm it’s really hard to not do the “Time Warp” when the song comes on in your earphones while riding a train into work.
🎤 Cheap wine and a three-legged goat 🎶
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎤 Cheap wine and a three-legged goat 🎶
What did I do this morning?
I rescued my husband from certain death at the clutches of an aggressive cryptid, that’s what I did this morning.
I rescued my husband from certain death at the clutches of an aggressive cryptid, that’s what I did this morning.
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What did I do this morning?
I rescued my husband from certain death at the clutches of an aggressive cryptid, that’s what I did this morning.
I rescued my husband from certain death at the clutches of an aggressive cryptid, that’s what I did this morning.
I tell you what, it sucks that we can’t enter the public discord anymore, for fear that saying or commenting anything controversial - or that may be considered controversial in the future - could limit our liberties.
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I tell you what, it sucks that we can’t enter the public discord anymore, for fear that saying or commenting anything controversial - or that may be considered controversial in the future - could limit our liberties.
Well this place is no fun!
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well this place is no fun!
#Overheard on the train on the way home: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with yellow”.
And that’s an energy I can totally get behind! ⭐️
And that’s an energy I can totally get behind! ⭐️
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
#Overheard on the train on the way home: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with yellow”.
And that’s an energy I can totally get behind! ⭐️
And that’s an energy I can totally get behind! ⭐️
A disturbing trend is the decline in how frontline staff act despite being customer-facing.
Engaging in office gossip, bitching and the like with coworkers while customers are within earshot (or are waiting for service).
That’s why I have no trouble using the self-service checkouts.
Engaging in office gossip, bitching and the like with coworkers while customers are within earshot (or are waiting for service).
That’s why I have no trouble using the self-service checkouts.
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A disturbing trend is the decline in how frontline staff act despite being customer-facing.
Engaging in office gossip, bitching and the like with coworkers while customers are within earshot (or are waiting for service).
That’s why I have no trouble using the self-service checkouts.
Engaging in office gossip, bitching and the like with coworkers while customers are within earshot (or are waiting for service).
That’s why I have no trouble using the self-service checkouts.
Victoria's roads *ARE* a hazard.
They should just put a single enormous "Rough Surface" sign at the border and be done with it.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
They should just put a single enormous "Rough Surface" sign at the border and be done with it.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Just 1 per cent of state's road damage compensation claims approved
New data obtained by the ABC under Freedom of Information laws show the majority of claims for compensation by drivers encountering hazards on Victorian roads are being rejected.
www.abc.net.au
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Victoria's roads *ARE* a hazard.
They should just put a single enormous "Rough Surface" sign at the border and be done with it.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
They should just put a single enormous "Rough Surface" sign at the border and be done with it.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Me too, Steve. Me too.
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me too, Steve. Me too.
ME: I really need to do more to manage my risk factors for cardiac health.
ALSO ME: Ohh look, cookie!
ALSO ME: Ohh look, cookie!
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ME: I really need to do more to manage my risk factors for cardiac health.
ALSO ME: Ohh look, cookie!
ALSO ME: Ohh look, cookie!
The fact that LinkedIn go to such great lengths to make it incredibly difficult to find how much LinkedIn Premium costs...
...tells you everything you need to know about how much LinkedIn Premium costs.
...tells you everything you need to know about how much LinkedIn Premium costs.
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The fact that LinkedIn go to such great lengths to make it incredibly difficult to find how much LinkedIn Premium costs...
...tells you everything you need to know about how much LinkedIn Premium costs.
...tells you everything you need to know about how much LinkedIn Premium costs.
September 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone needs to undertake research to ascertain the connection between the cost and prestige of a car brand, and the prevalence of safety defects.. such as defective indicators and speedometers.
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Someone needs to undertake research to ascertain the connection between the cost and prestige of a car brand, and the prevalence of safety defects.. such as defective indicators and speedometers.
August 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Reposted by Dan G
August 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#TIL
In England, the man charged with looking after King Charles III’s private income - the Keeper of the Privvy Purse - is James Chalmers.
Here in Australia (at the time of writing), the Keeper of the Public Purse is Jim Chalmers.
In England, the man charged with looking after King Charles III’s private income - the Keeper of the Privvy Purse - is James Chalmers.
Here in Australia (at the time of writing), the Keeper of the Public Purse is Jim Chalmers.
a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#TIL
In England, the man charged with looking after King Charles III’s private income - the Keeper of the Privvy Purse - is James Chalmers.
Here in Australia (at the time of writing), the Keeper of the Public Purse is Jim Chalmers.
In England, the man charged with looking after King Charles III’s private income - the Keeper of the Privvy Purse - is James Chalmers.
Here in Australia (at the time of writing), the Keeper of the Public Purse is Jim Chalmers.
Never understood the idea of Christmas in July. Like half-a-year from December 25th is in late June, so.
Hey look, it's almost late June! 🎁
Hey look, it's almost late June! 🎁
June 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Never understood the idea of Christmas in July. Like half-a-year from December 25th is in late June, so.
Hey look, it's almost late June! 🎁
Hey look, it's almost late June! 🎁
Tell all your friends! 🥳
Adding the word ‘fucking’ to your Google search query disables the unwanted AI summary at the top of the results page.
June 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Tell all your friends! 🥳
This is your first annual reminder that a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on LinkedIn means something very different to a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on Scruff.
May 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is your first annual reminder that a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on LinkedIn means something very different to a rocket ship 🚀 emoji on Scruff.
Sounds like a certain Administration 🤔
During the reign of various Chinese dynasties, the formal ranks of emperor’s consorts included Courtier of Miscellaneous Uses, Lady of Sufficient Splendidness and Lady of Mediocre Talent.
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sounds like a certain Administration 🤔
Andor. Perfection.
That is all.
That is all.
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Andor. Perfection.
That is all.
That is all.
I was today years old when I discovered that young Elton John, in Rocketman, was played by Heartstopper heartthrob Kit Connor.
May 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was today years old when I discovered that young Elton John, in Rocketman, was played by Heartstopper heartthrob Kit Connor.