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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · May 21

screenshot of Zac Oyama from the dropout show Make Some Noise with subtitles that read "(inhales gently) y'all gotta shut the fuck up"

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 23h

MARINERS WIN, HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 🦃 🔱

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

JOSH NAYLOR WITH THE CANADIAN ON CANADIAN VIOLENCE 🔱🔱🔱

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Aaah that’s so cool Star!! 🤩

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

SARAH AND BECCA WHO????????

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

If the Mariners win the WS I will get a Humpy tattoo

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Today’s win brought to you by adrenaline and vibes, baby 😎🔱

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

“Postseason playoffs get an announcer team that doesn’t call Mariners runs like they’re somberly calling a personal tragedy” challenge, difficulty level impossible

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2d

Is life often terrible? Yes.
Are there still always people out there going “Let’s make a cool ass thing for other people to see?” Also yes.

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 2d

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 3d

All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW]

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

My oh my. Dave would be proud as hell.

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

October baseball hits different. One of the least stressful sports in the world is going to give me an ulcer.

Let's go, boys. Do it for Dave. 🔱

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

MIGHT AS WELL GO WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

my boys my boys my scrappy beautiful boys who put everything but the kitchen sink into that. what an incredible team effort. what an incredible team!!!!! first time in 24 years, fireworks going off all over my neighborhood. true to the goddamn blue baby. 15 innings. my lights my city my team.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

mariners won

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d

Never in doubt.

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

MARINERS WIN IN THE 15TH INNING!!! ON TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 24 YEARS!!!!!!!!

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

MY BEAUTIFUL EXHAUSTED BOYS!!!!!!!!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

ulcer

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3d

Apologies in advance for the person this game is going to turn me into

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

October baseball hits different. One of the least stressful sports in the world is going to give me an ulcer.

Let's go, boys. Do it for Dave. 🔱

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

the beautiful thing about baseball season being 6 months long and spanning 162 games is that for so much of that time very little matters. There's just SO MANY games that it's not worth stressing about in the beginning. Or the middle. Or most of the end!
Unless your team makes it to the postseason.

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

That’s America’s ass

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 5d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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