The building I work in has the most guys who like to shit probably of any building in the world. Every time I go in I can see little tappy toes under the stall doors. The room is alive with the sounds of shitting 🥰🤭
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The building I work in has the most guys who like to shit probably of any building in the world. Every time I go in I can see little tappy toes under the stall doors. The room is alive with the sounds of shitting 🥰🤭
The Doomsday teaser that focuses on Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane character just leaked 👀
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Doomsday teaser that focuses on Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane character just leaked 👀
People just shouldn’t talk on these shows. Just come out and shake the host’s hand. Wave to the audience and walk back offstage. Would save us from hearing stuff like this plus you’d have room for like 50 more guests
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
People just shouldn’t talk on these shows. Just come out and shake the host’s hand. Wave to the audience and walk back offstage. Would save us from hearing stuff like this plus you’d have room for like 50 more guests
Train Dreams was incredible and top 3 all year for me, but man I know that’s the name of the source material but it’s a bad name. I told my wife what I was watching and she laughed out loud at me
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Train Dreams was incredible and top 3 all year for me, but man I know that’s the name of the source material but it’s a bad name. I told my wife what I was watching and she laughed out loud at me
Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I only have one dinner topic to discuss today (the move where you elbow the guy in the chest then swing your fist up into the face) and I’m just going to sit silent and patiently wait for the perfect moment
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I only have one dinner topic to discuss today (the move where you elbow the guy in the chest then swing your fist up into the face) and I’m just going to sit silent and patiently wait for the perfect moment
The holidays are really the only time I get to talk about cranberries with my family
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The holidays are really the only time I get to talk about cranberries with my family
Please circulate this composite far and wide. Let’s give Homeland Security Doe her name back
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Please circulate this composite far and wide. Let’s give Homeland Security Doe her name back
If I send you this emoji 🔪 it means I’m thinking about knife
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If I send you this emoji 🔪 it means I’m thinking about knife
This is a movie I’d like to see rebooted every few years
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is a movie I’d like to see rebooted every few years
Anyone know Sting’s politics? The singer or the wrestler? Trying to bag a biker slut at Mike Riley’s. She won’t tell me which
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Anyone know Sting’s politics? The singer or the wrestler? Trying to bag a biker slut at Mike Riley’s. She won’t tell me which
I personally do not think ol Donny Trump should be able to wriggle out of this jam. I think this is a jam he should remain in with no wriggling
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I personally do not think ol Donny Trump should be able to wriggle out of this jam. I think this is a jam he should remain in with no wriggling
showing up 4 hours early to a karaoke night and asking to sound check
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
showing up 4 hours early to a karaoke night and asking to sound check
Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District
I’m at Debra Messing’s election party desperately trying to keep her attention away from the TV by grilling her on her experience filming The Mothman Prophecies
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m at Debra Messing’s election party desperately trying to keep her attention away from the TV by grilling her on her experience filming The Mothman Prophecies
I’ll take the L on this. It was a mistake to hold the official election-eve fundraiser for Andrew Cuomo at the Topgolf in Schaumburg, IL. Attendees are nice enough, but absolutely none are registered voters in NYC. Honestly, spending the last 2 weeks in Schaumburg has been a bad idea all around.
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ll take the L on this. It was a mistake to hold the official election-eve fundraiser for Andrew Cuomo at the Topgolf in Schaumburg, IL. Attendees are nice enough, but absolutely none are registered voters in NYC. Honestly, spending the last 2 weeks in Schaumburg has been a bad idea all around.
Putting the finishing touches on my Koen Wauters as “Peter” costume from the 1992 George Kennedy movie Intensive Care
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Putting the finishing touches on my Koen Wauters as “Peter” costume from the 1992 George Kennedy movie Intensive Care
Tony the Tiger is nude. A scarf means nothing.
I said it.
I said it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tony the Tiger is nude. A scarf means nothing.
I said it.
I said it.
“I hope this email finds you well. I represent Santana.”
- How I imagine Santana’s team reached out to Michelle Branch’s team to start what became “The Game of Love” on the smash 2002 album Supernatural
- How I imagine Santana’s team reached out to Michelle Branch’s team to start what became “The Game of Love” on the smash 2002 album Supernatural
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“I hope this email finds you well. I represent Santana.”
- How I imagine Santana’s team reached out to Michelle Branch’s team to start what became “The Game of Love” on the smash 2002 album Supernatural
- How I imagine Santana’s team reached out to Michelle Branch’s team to start what became “The Game of Love” on the smash 2002 album Supernatural
They should arrest players for doing bloopers
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They should arrest players for doing bloopers
The Portland Trail Blazers have named Tommy “Big Knucks” Vanzetti as interim head coach
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Portland Trail Blazers have named Tommy “Big Knucks” Vanzetti as interim head coach
lmao this whole time I thought the lyrics were Sjáum yfir rá, Sjóinn skeVUM frá 🤣🤣🤣
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lmao this whole time I thought the lyrics were Sjáum yfir rá, Sjóinn skeVUM frá 🤣🤣🤣
I genuinely think the world is going to start getting better because the NBA is back on NBC, despite the Reggie Miller element
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I genuinely think the world is going to start getting better because the NBA is back on NBC, despite the Reggie Miller element
Reggie Miller: still very bad at announcing!
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reggie Miller: still very bad at announcing!