Jason
@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
Lance Stroll with a purple sector. I’d rather see a crossover episode of Naked and Afraid with Dangerously Obese than see that.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Lance Stroll with a purple sector. I’d rather see a crossover episode of Naked and Afraid with Dangerously Obese than see that.
If they get to 10, this is non-negotiable.
If Buffalo scores 8 against you, pretty sure the league rules are that you are ineligible for the playoffs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If they get to 10, this is non-negotiable.
If Buffalo scores 8 against you, pretty sure the league rules are that you are ineligible for the playoffs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If Buffalo scores 8 against you, pretty sure the league rules are that you are ineligible for the playoffs.
“Mr. Puppy Paws! And Quacksley! What are you doing here???”
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Mr. Puppy Paws! And Quacksley! What are you doing here???”
So that Hellebuyck injury is something. Conveniently probably removes him from the Olympics. Anywho, who slips into 3rd in the Central?
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So that Hellebuyck injury is something. Conveniently probably removes him from the Olympics. Anywho, who slips into 3rd in the Central?
Hold it! Silovs is considered a rookie? No way.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hold it! Silovs is considered a rookie? No way.
Do kids these days even know the legend of NHL All-Star John Scott?
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Do kids these days even know the legend of NHL All-Star John Scott?
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Good Morning to the second best team in the NHL that also happens to be playing 3 NHL-quality defensemen.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good Morning to the second best team in the NHL that also happens to be playing 3 NHL-quality defensemen.
Did I watch that whole game: Yes
Did I intend to go to sleep after the first period?: Yes
Do I need to delay further to go buy a pregnancy test to check myself out after that Rantanen goal?: Also yes
Did I intend to go to sleep after the first period?: Yes
Do I need to delay further to go buy a pregnancy test to check myself out after that Rantanen goal?: Also yes
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Did I watch that whole game: Yes
Did I intend to go to sleep after the first period?: Yes
Do I need to delay further to go buy a pregnancy test to check myself out after that Rantanen goal?: Also yes
Did I intend to go to sleep after the first period?: Yes
Do I need to delay further to go buy a pregnancy test to check myself out after that Rantanen goal?: Also yes
“Go do you thing Moose!” Needs to go on a T-shirt.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Go do you thing Moose!” Needs to go on a T-shirt.
Hear me out, I know yall like Duchene with Seguin, but I like Seguin with Robo. Gimme those three and Godspeed to whomever Hintz plays with.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hear me out, I know yall like Duchene with Seguin, but I like Seguin with Robo. Gimme those three and Godspeed to whomever Hintz plays with.
It’s actually extremely entertaining at this point. Contract year Robo is insane.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s actually extremely entertaining at this point. Contract year Robo is insane.
Jason Robertson Shots on Goal Challenge
We've reached the quarter-mark of the season! 🤩
Let's check in on whose leading in these stat categories.
Let's check in on whose leading in these stat categories.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Jason Robertson Shots on Goal Challenge
We have a player tied for 5th in scoring and one tied for 10th in scoring? I feel like we don’t talk about this at all. So quiet. I don’t think I would have noticed at all.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We have a player tied for 5th in scoring and one tied for 10th in scoring? I feel like we don’t talk about this at all. So quiet. I don’t think I would have noticed at all.
If there was ever something the Browns could finally win and yet they can’t even do that.
Bill Simmons calls Blue Jackets the ‘most irrelevant franchise’ in pro sports
Bill Simmons calls Blue Jackets the ‘most irrelevant franchise’ in pro sports
Are the Blue Jackets really less relevant than the Sacramento Kings, the New Orleans Pelicans, or the Tennessee Titans?
www.dailyfaceoff.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If there was ever something the Browns could finally win and yet they can’t even do that.
We really aren’t gonna get a jersey preview until game day on the 28th are we?
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We really aren’t gonna get a jersey preview until game day on the 28th are we?
The urge to give extremely short answers to obviously Ai drafted emails is immense.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The urge to give extremely short answers to obviously Ai drafted emails is immense.
Patrick Roy’s team of mercenaries can’t hurt you if you aren’t there when they expect you to be.
Optional practice for the Stars today.
Robertson, Benn, Duchene, Bourque, Bastian, Blackwell, Steel, Hryckowian, Faksa, Kolyachonok, Capobianco, Bäck, Oettinger, and DeSmith are skating.
Rantanen skated early but left.
Robertson, Benn, Duchene, Bourque, Bastian, Blackwell, Steel, Hryckowian, Faksa, Kolyachonok, Capobianco, Bäck, Oettinger, and DeSmith are skating.
Rantanen skated early but left.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Patrick Roy’s team of mercenaries can’t hurt you if you aren’t there when they expect you to be.
I need people that have experience with Zojirushi versus Cuckoo rice cookers. Specifically when it comes to brown rice. Thoughts and comments are very much appreciated.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need people that have experience with Zojirushi versus Cuckoo rice cookers. Specifically when it comes to brown rice. Thoughts and comments are very much appreciated.
Taking a little looksy at the NHL trade board and yes I would like Blake Coleman, Chinakhov, or Carlo. Sherwood would rock for the playoffs, but I don’t think Vancouver trades him. Especially not to Dallas. Always been a fan of Schwartz (when healthy), but that note is a big factor.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Taking a little looksy at the NHL trade board and yes I would like Blake Coleman, Chinakhov, or Carlo. Sherwood would rock for the playoffs, but I don’t think Vancouver trades him. Especially not to Dallas. Always been a fan of Schwartz (when healthy), but that note is a big factor.
This is very funny ironic since it would 100% track with the GOP philosophy of attacking people for doing the exact things you are actually doing.
NEW: The Stars have submitted new court filings accusing the Mavericks of violating their own franchise agreement with the city by moving their principal executive offices to Las Vegas during the sale to Miriam Adelson and the Dumont family. ⤵️
Stars’ new court filings accuse Mavericks of violating their own franchise agreement
Mavericks rebut latest claim in ongoing legal saga regarding future of American Airlines Center.
www.dallasnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is very funny ironic since it would 100% track with the GOP philosophy of attacking people for doing the exact things you are actually doing.
I yelped. That can’t count.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I yelped. That can’t count.
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YOU DID WHAT??????
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
YOU DID WHAT??????