Devon
@damitsdevon.bsky.social
She/her, Public health nerd, constantly in need of more coffee, absolutely obsessed with my cat
Because having a crush as a 30 something has worked out so well for me, I have developed another one 🫠🫠
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Because having a crush as a 30 something has worked out so well for me, I have developed another one 🫠🫠
The only plans I have today are going to a friends’ apartment 3 blocks away to watch a movie later, so naturally I have not bothered to leave my apartment to do anything else
December 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The only plans I have today are going to a friends’ apartment 3 blocks away to watch a movie later, so naturally I have not bothered to leave my apartment to do anything else
First time baking in like almost a year since my oven actually works now
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First time baking in like almost a year since my oven actually works now
My neighbor who I can’t stop talking about (sorry, not sorry) is actually moving now, I just got invited to his going away party lol
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My neighbor who I can’t stop talking about (sorry, not sorry) is actually moving now, I just got invited to his going away party lol
Why is everyone in my building doing laundry today??? First, the laundry room was busy in the middle of the afternoon, now it’s busy again tonight and I normally have the machines all to myself if I wait until 10 pm 🫠
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Why is everyone in my building doing laundry today??? First, the laundry room was busy in the middle of the afternoon, now it’s busy again tonight and I normally have the machines all to myself if I wait until 10 pm 🫠
5th Avenue isn’t a total fucking nightmare to walk down if you go on a random Tuesday at least a week or so before Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
5th Avenue isn’t a total fucking nightmare to walk down if you go on a random Tuesday at least a week or so before Christmas
It’s too bad he’s such a corrupt POS because he may be the funniest (unintentionally) mayor we’ve ever had
Time to pour some dirt on the Adams administration.
City Hall Time Capsule Will Mark Outgoing Mayor’s Hits
The contents of the commemorative container remain a mystery — for now.
www.thecity.nyc
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s too bad he’s such a corrupt POS because he may be the funniest (unintentionally) mayor we’ve ever had
Not the endgame couple in this Hallmark movie being neighbors in the same apartment building 🫠
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Not the endgame couple in this Hallmark movie being neighbors in the same apartment building 🫠
I often wonder when to tell newer friends about my health issues, instead of being vague and saying I have to leave a party to do some stuff before bed (stuff being dialysis)
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I often wonder when to tell newer friends about my health issues, instead of being vague and saying I have to leave a party to do some stuff before bed (stuff being dialysis)
When you’re late for a party, but this face is looking at you
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When you’re late for a party, but this face is looking at you
One of my friends literally thinks I’m younger than I am because I’m short lol, I’ll take it
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
One of my friends literally thinks I’m younger than I am because I’m short lol, I’ll take it
How mad would Bubbles be if I tried to take her to get a picture with Santa at a local pet store next week?
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
How mad would Bubbles be if I tried to take her to get a picture with Santa at a local pet store next week?
Learned today that there’s an Insane Clown Posse deck building game 🫠
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Learned today that there’s an Insane Clown Posse deck building game 🫠
So weird? that my hot neighbor has lately been one of the first people to view my instagram stories. Please enjoy my Eric Adams shitposts and mental illness memes, dude
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So weird? that my hot neighbor has lately been one of the first people to view my instagram stories. Please enjoy my Eric Adams shitposts and mental illness memes, dude
Me watching Christmas at the Catnip Cafe and realizing I’m sobbing because of a Hallmark movie
a woman covering her face with her hand while saying i 'm sorry i 'm thinking about cats again
ALT: a woman covering her face with her hand while saying i 'm sorry i 'm thinking about cats again
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me watching Christmas at the Catnip Cafe and realizing I’m sobbing because of a Hallmark movie
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere- a person who’s ready for happy hour or a cat who wants a second dinner?
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere- a person who’s ready for happy hour or a cat who wants a second dinner?
If I work from home, should I be expected to be awake at 6:49 am to receive a delivery I did not know was coming today, let alone before business hours?
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If I work from home, should I be expected to be awake at 6:49 am to receive a delivery I did not know was coming today, let alone before business hours?
Really hoping the dialysis center can fix whatever blockage/issue is happening with my catheter so that I can actually do my dialysis and stop wasting bags of solution and hours of sleep 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Really hoping the dialysis center can fix whatever blockage/issue is happening with my catheter so that I can actually do my dialysis and stop wasting bags of solution and hours of sleep 🫠
Meanwhile, I know so many millennials who have gotten shingles from being extremely stressed who would have jumped at the chance to get vaccinated if we had been old enough
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Meanwhile, I know so many millennials who have gotten shingles from being extremely stressed who would have jumped at the chance to get vaccinated if we had been old enough
So many hallmark movies involve the protagonist having to choose between staying in their small hometown or taking a new job that requires them to move by Christmas or New Year’s and please, no way so many companies want to onboard new employees during the time of year everybody pretends to work
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So many hallmark movies involve the protagonist having to choose between staying in their small hometown or taking a new job that requires them to move by Christmas or New Year’s and please, no way so many companies want to onboard new employees during the time of year everybody pretends to work
I always wonder why people who don’t have some health issue requiring them to be regularly hooked up to a machine would willingly do it
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I always wonder why people who don’t have some health issue requiring them to be regularly hooked up to a machine would willingly do it
Not this Hallmark movie having people time travel back to the ancient age of 1995 😭😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not this Hallmark movie having people time travel back to the ancient age of 1995 😭😭😭😭
Thinking of hiring a Taskrabbit person to break down all the empty boxes that were holding my dialysis solution bags and take those to the dumpster area along with all the trash that comes from doing dialysis at home, but I also feel shitty for thinking doing all that myself is too hard
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thinking of hiring a Taskrabbit person to break down all the empty boxes that were holding my dialysis solution bags and take those to the dumpster area along with all the trash that comes from doing dialysis at home, but I also feel shitty for thinking doing all that myself is too hard
One of the stores near my parents has Krampus come to visit instead of Santa and when they advertise for it, there’s always a disclaimer that it could be too scary for little kids, and yet people still bring their little kids who end up terrified lol
Happy Krampusnacht!
Have you been naughty or nice?
December 5 is when St Nicholas travels Europe to reward the good, while Krampus - "the Christmas devil" - punishes the bad.
If you have been wicked, you can try to appease him with schnapps...
#Krampusnacht #Krampus
Have you been naughty or nice?
December 5 is when St Nicholas travels Europe to reward the good, while Krampus - "the Christmas devil" - punishes the bad.
If you have been wicked, you can try to appease him with schnapps...
#Krampusnacht #Krampus
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One of the stores near my parents has Krampus come to visit instead of Santa and when they advertise for it, there’s always a disclaimer that it could be too scary for little kids, and yet people still bring their little kids who end up terrified lol