Cory
@daftcunt.bsky.social
cat parent, green socialist (UK)
he/they
he/they
Total conspiracy of silence in the media about Mr Blobby appearing in the Epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Total conspiracy of silence in the media about Mr Blobby appearing in the Epstein files
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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New video! CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2025 youtu.be/GgkGbCS71i4 Please enjoy! 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New video! CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2025 youtu.be/GgkGbCS71i4 Please enjoy! 🎄
Throwing “we are charlie kirk minecraft parody” into the internet suggestion box
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Throwing “we are charlie kirk minecraft parody” into the internet suggestion box
The way Carol Pluribus demands things from the hivemind without saying please or thank you makes me uncomfortable
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The way Carol Pluribus demands things from the hivemind without saying please or thank you makes me uncomfortable
At work I have to share a lot of events and competitions, and the amount of people who seem to expect me to write their copy for them drives me insane
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
At work I have to share a lot of events and competitions, and the amount of people who seem to expect me to write their copy for them drives me insane
Getting into substance abuse, is this good for a beginner?
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Getting into substance abuse, is this good for a beginner?
Starmer’s Britain 2028: “Please have your digital ID ready for inspection to ensure you receive the appropriate portion of Soylent Green for your assigned sex at birth”
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Starmer’s Britain 2028: “Please have your digital ID ready for inspection to ensure you receive the appropriate portion of Soylent Green for your assigned sex at birth”
I opened one post from /r/aliens and now Reddit’s suggestion algorithm thinks I’m the guy from Bugonia
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I opened one post from /r/aliens and now Reddit’s suggestion algorithm thinks I’m the guy from Bugonia
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If the reporting on the Peggie decision tells us anything, it should be that the way news gets reported in this country has little to do with truth, and much more to do with narrative - as well as whose heavily spun press release lands on journos desks first.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If the reporting on the Peggie decision tells us anything, it should be that the way news gets reported in this country has little to do with truth, and much more to do with narrative - as well as whose heavily spun press release lands on journos desks first.
That last episode of Welcome to Derry was devastating :(
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That last episode of Welcome to Derry was devastating :(
Man, this new season of Stranger Things is excruciating. So much contrived pointless conflict and bad cliché dialogue.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Man, this new season of Stranger Things is excruciating. So much contrived pointless conflict and bad cliché dialogue.
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If it were possible to live the good life on unemployment benefits like right-wingers believe, I’d 100% just be doing that, no question
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If it were possible to live the good life on unemployment benefits like right-wingers believe, I’d 100% just be doing that, no question
I don’t even remember what happened in the last season of Stranger Things because it was like ten fucking years ago
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don’t even remember what happened in the last season of Stranger Things because it was like ten fucking years ago
Every time I hear about the upcoming Your Party founding conference I see the image of the ball pit at DashCon flash in my mind
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Every time I hear about the upcoming Your Party founding conference I see the image of the ball pit at DashCon flash in my mind
Every policy announcement is like “we’ve reduced bus fares by 10% on certain routes, between the hours of 1-3pm on weekdays. It’s being funded by a new tax on smiling.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Every policy announcement is like “we’ve reduced bus fares by 10% on certain routes, between the hours of 1-3pm on weekdays. It’s being funded by a new tax on smiling.”
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Assume someone has already done this one
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Assume someone has already done this one
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Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
Régine could make a banger solo album, leave that loser behind girl
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Régine could make a banger solo album, leave that loser behind girl
The rapist formerly known as Prince
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The rapist formerly known as Prince