Arrigo Triulzi
@cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
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IT Security, cynically aged. Maths. Some nukes. Longing for Symbolics and Connection Machines. Keeper of Ancient Computing Lore. Wassenaar intangible Ⓐ
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ollieatnowhere.bsky.social
Our annual review is out covering technical highlights such as

- Engineering resilience against critical loss
- Passkeys
- The future of digital identity
- Post quantum crypt transition
- Our Initiate r&d program with industry
- Radical transparency in technology

.. and more
ncsc.gov.uk
It’s time to act

Today we’ve published our 2025 Annual Review, revealing that cyber threats facing the UK are accelerating rapidly. We must take action.
It's time to act: Cyber attacks are designed to disrupt society with real human costs. Annual review 2025 It's time to act: Take cyber security seriously or risk exposing your customers' data. Annual Review 2025 It's time to act. Open your eyes to the imminent to your economic security. Annual Review 2025
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“SSL added and removed here”

Yes, five but what five…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯‬
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
… and he will parse forever?
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“Let us use ASN.1”
langsec.hacker.gf
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

"parser differential certificate forgery"
julie.alady.top
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“force pushed to master”
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langsec.hacker.gf
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

"parser differential certificate forgery"
julie.alady.top
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“force pushed to master”
thejessness.bsky.social
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“picture is unlocked again”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“DevOps deploying. It’s Friday!”
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
Reposted by Arrigo Triulzi
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
zaichishka.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“Backup in the Cloud”
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“Not paying the ransom”
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“The connection is secure”
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
“We are fully patched”
matteo.panella.boo
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"NFS needed for HA"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
I’m puzzled by all these headlines about a Ryanair flight landing with 5-6 minutes of fuel left.

Surely the reserve worked perfectly as it failed to land at Glasgow (plus a go-around), Edinburgh as the alternate, and got to Manchester and onto the ground?
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shampshire.bsky.social
I have endless circular arguments about this.

Them: “It’s written a summary.”

Me: “No, it’s written something tuned to look like a summary.”

Them: “But it looks like a summary.”

Me: <sigh>

We’re not used to computers lying to us.
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sarahkirchberger.bsky.social
Nice info graph of #hybrid attacks on Europe by The Economist.

www.economist.com/briefing/202...
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rantyben.bsky.social
talibus Aeneas ardentem et torua tuentem
lenibat dictis animum lacrimasque ciebat.
(Aen. 6.467-8)

We're up to Aeneid 6 in our group, and this is yet another line that makes one reflect on the impossibility of "accurate" translation...
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
… and once again you have improved my day with your notes about poetry. Thank you.
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
technically only within the Roman Catholic Church - if you take the Anglicans, having interrupted apostolic succession back to St. Peter at the time of Henry VIII "by removal of bishops", you can still have a Church, just not the RC one "within spec".
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
given the average age there would be serious rheumatism and pneumonia repercussions. Unless, of course, that was your plan to begin with, in which case I apologise for breaking it to the world.
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
It depends, do you feel a sense of accomplishment? A feeling of independence from machines? Do you consider yourself a "thinker"? If so these are normal consequences that you should not worry about. The onset of a migraine is also a known side-effect in 63.5% of cases.
cynicalsecurity.bsky.social
Do something innovative today: think for yourself instead of using LLMs!¹

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¹ results may vary, previous performance before you burned your neurons
on ChatGPT is no guarantee of future performance. Ask your friends if thinking is suitable for you. Stop thinking if thoughts become uncomfortable.