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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻

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I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · Apr 26

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Glad All Over (2019 - Remaster)

YouTube video by The Dave Clark Five - Topic

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 14h

"I love Marc Cucerella!"

White text on a grey background: "You've been kidnapped
Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend
everything is alright.
What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?"

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 3d

Remember that Ian Watkins was likely killed by another absolute nonce.
You probably wouldn’t want to ‘buy them a pint’.

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 3d

HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe so, but have you stopped to consider that in this particular case I don't care?

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 3d

The prison service do indeed have a duty of care to all inmates but i am not the prisons service so fuck that guy🤷‍♂️

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited dick pick.

A pink plectrum with 'DICK' printed on it.

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 4d

Nah, eggs are expensive. Use rocks.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d

Posts are fucking disgusting and won't exist under centrism

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 6d

An image of three cool tories under the header "Meet the Young Tories deaming of a bright blue future" but I've replaced their portraits with images of Eddie, Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog from Bottom

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 6d

Probably for the best

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 6d

Innit. Nastiness seeping from every pore.

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

Aww mate. RIP. ❤️

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

They have a FUND?

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

I don't know what's worse: paying for one of those things or having the gall to charge for it's creation

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

Jesus wept 😆

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

a group of men are standing on a street and one of them is saying oh dear

Alt: The Chuckle Brothers saying 'oh dear, oh dear'

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 7d

PLease tell me they didn't go *there*

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 8d

still a better use of our time than this hellhole

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 10d

end of.

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 10d

nuff said

The cover art for Iron Maiden's Brave New World album showing a futuristic cityscape of an overcast London with the face of their mascot, Eddie, gathering in the clouds ominously.

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Deelightfully D'Evilysh-Seymour @deeboom.bsky.social · 11d

Genuinely don't know if I'll be able to scrape the money together to make my surgery on the 8th of December

My family pulled out of £2k they promised, for no reason 😖

Please help me share my fundraiser to try and get me through the door and have my surgery

🏳️‍⚧️🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️

chuffed.org/project/1312...

Help Dee Get Her Gender Affirming Surgeries 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Hi, I'm Talyn, a good friend of Dee's and I want to get her at least off to a good start fulfilling her dream of getting gender affirming surgeries.

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Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 12d

What's clearly fucking useless?

Count Bawsakh 𖤐🤘🦅👻 @cvntyb.bsky.social · 12d

Yeah was alright wunnit

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Dave @dpmoore88.bsky.social · 12d

Any Palace fa and know KEITH BENSLEY?

I’ve found your passport - will bring to the game.

Please share #CPFC

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