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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 11h

This is my writing packet for SNL. What do we think? Any notes?

Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 11h

remember club libby lu?

okay what if it was club libby labubu

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 11h

remember club libby lu?

okay what if it was club libby labubu

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks cup.

Thup.

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22h

Incredible infographic at the state fair

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Sick Vid City @sickvid.city · 1d

The great Trash Wizard, Trash Merlin, from an old vid. He's a wizard dressed in trash.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 2d

Trans steve1989 be like:

Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 4d

i am sorry to one up you, but you inspired me to go all the way

nice

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 3d

This fucking sucks! I never liked Soarin' Around the World as much as Over California, so I'm not all that disappointed to see it go, but it's very difficult to read this as anything other than Disney de-emphasizing the international themes of Epcot to pander to rightwing nationalism.

Poster for Disney's Soarin' Across America.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 3d

Uh oh, BALL x PIT's looking like it's going to be dangerous

Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 3d

I guess you gotta celebrate it while it lasts.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 3d

This fucking sucks! I never liked Soarin' Around the World as much as Over California, so I'm not all that disappointed to see it go, but it's very difficult to read this as anything other than Disney de-emphasizing the international themes of Epcot to pander to rightwing nationalism.

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Obsidian @obsidian.net · 4d

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas.

Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years.

Viva New Vegas. 🎲

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 4d

i am sorry to one up you, but you inspired me to go all the way

nice

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Jun 2

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 6d

I went from hating labubu and thinking they're ugly, to getting one as a gift and enjoying them ironically, and I worry it's only a matter of time before I'm a sincere labulu lover virtually queuing up for blind boxes at 3 in the morning.

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QT Library @qtlibrary.org · 8d

🌱 A small seed is capable of turning into a beautiful garden. Likewise, from the simple idea of liberation and hope, QT Library has sprung up.

Introducing From Seed to Shelf: the QT Library's annual campaign! Donate, volunteer, RSVP... help us grow today: https://loom.ly/MRSIouU

QT Library covered in tiny flowers on a wooden board. Text underneath says, "from seed to shelf" surrounded by leaves. Text under that says, "our annual campaign to deepen our roots, grow our team, and raise $100,000. For, by, and with you." At the bottom is a brown bookshelf with blank books and some colorful potted flowers.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 14d

Ah fuck, I made the cut...

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Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🦕 @youjogirl.bsky.social · 16d

Every smartphone in the world contains a CPU descended from one designed by a trans woman in the 1980s. The Matrix is one of the most influential movie franchises of all time. Electronic music was pioneered and popularized by a trans woman. I could go on

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 16d

i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child.

just a day in the life!

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · Mar 8

you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 17d

You're telling me they didn't even make it banana flavored? Real half-assed marketing tie in.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 18d

Actually, you're not supposed to use Mountain Dew to clearn your cast iron skillet. You can trust me, a random bssky user who has never interacted with you . Also I want to tell you that you are wrong and I hate you. :)
And if this was a joke, it is very poort aste.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 20d

Controversial Brave GIF

ALT: Controversial Brave GIF

media.tenor.com

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 21d

And despite the absolute banger that CHVRCHES recorded for the first game, I think they are too high energy to fit into the Strandcore genre either.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 21d

Is there a term for the music you hear in Death Stranding? You know, Low Roar, Woodkid, Grimm Grimm, etc. It's sort of Dream Pop, but I feel like that's not quite right—I probably wouldn't call M83 or Japanese Breakfast Strandcore bands, really.

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Cute Bitch Vanessa @cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social · 21d

Oreo flavored Reese's: Exquisite. It takes one of the best candies out there and adds delicious cookie bits for a great textural element. A superb work of candycraft.
Reese's flavored Oreos: Just regular Oreos but with peanut butter inside. That's it.

Oreo flavored Reese's and Reese's flavored Oreos.
ALSO, can we talk about the names of these things? You're telling me that the peanut butter cups with cookie bits are called Reese's Oreos? C'mon.

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