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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
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Watching MISS MARPLE! everyone is making a big deal about the heating being turned on already. "ha ha already", I chuckle, from under my heated blanket, probably not even seeing my breath. A murder is announced! The poor thermostat never saw it coming
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Watching MISS MARPLE! everyone is making a big deal about the heating being turned on already. "ha ha already", I chuckle, from under my heated blanket, probably not even seeing my breath. A murder is announced! The poor thermostat never saw it coming
BTW I tried on a similar fur coat (in Primark) to try and get this Wumuti look but I just looked like Arthur Daley
But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
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But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
BTW I tried on a similar fur coat (in Primark) to try and get this Wumuti look but I just looked like Arthur Daley
But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
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But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
... exactly ·.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·. ·
OH I've got it, wumuti's outfit seemed so familar to me and I have just realised it is similar (def not the same) to an outfit worn by, of course, my dearest cooheart. Cooheart is such a power twink he makes the Lovies look like lumberjacks, you've got to be in awe really!
Hey xlov! How about doing a swapsies of outfits? This Hyun in this Muti gear? I'm just saying.
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
OH I've got it, wumuti's outfit seemed so familar to me and I have just realised it is similar (def not the same) to an outfit worn by, of course, my dearest cooheart. Cooheart is such a power twink he makes the Lovies look like lumberjacks, you've got to be in awe really!
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. The cough finally starts giving it a rest - and now I start sneezing?
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November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. The cough finally starts giving it a rest - and now I start sneezing?
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This is what we used to have as idol groups! Kids these days don't even know! I have been laughing at Matsujun's pose (and general existence) all morning. Thank you, Matsujun, for being you! I'm not going to watch your criminal lawyer drama though. Did you know Aiba is married with two kids?? WILD!
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This is what we used to have as idol groups! Kids these days don't even know! I have been laughing at Matsujun's pose (and general existence) all morning. Thank you, Matsujun, for being you! I'm not going to watch your criminal lawyer drama though. Did you know Aiba is married with two kids?? WILD!
Clear sky tonight, no leonids spotted tho...
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Clear sky tonight, no leonids spotted tho...
bring me suuuunshine
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bring me suuuunshine
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
So whilst he MIGHT have burped at me when i was finding his brush, who is now snuggled up to the brush, clutching it with both paws, and snoring? It is he!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So whilst he MIGHT have burped at me when i was finding his brush, who is now snuggled up to the brush, clutching it with both paws, and snoring? It is he!!
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Our NEXT poll is - of course - the
WORLD CUP OF 2025, which will be in January with a nominations day in December
Last year Chappell got the job done. This year...? No idea honestly!
WORLD CUP OF 2025, which will be in January with a nominations day in December
Last year Chappell got the job done. This year...? No idea honestly!
a collage of women in different careers with the words she gets the at the top
ALT: a collage of women in different careers with the words she gets the at the top
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November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Our NEXT poll is - of course - the
WORLD CUP OF 2025, which will be in January with a nominations day in December
Last year Chappell got the job done. This year...? No idea honestly!
WORLD CUP OF 2025, which will be in January with a nominations day in December
Last year Chappell got the job done. This year...? No idea honestly!
I dremt that due to overshooting my landing (I was floating at the time) at Kings X, I got in the wrong lift. I took the train lift, where the trains (+ME!) get showered in engine oil. I then broke out in spots ALL over my face, which was distressing. So much for reading about oil cleanses b4 bed
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I dremt that due to overshooting my landing (I was floating at the time) at Kings X, I got in the wrong lift. I took the train lift, where the trains (+ME!) get showered in engine oil. I then broke out in spots ALL over my face, which was distressing. So much for reading about oil cleanses b4 bed
Does it* offend you, yeah???
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does it* offend you, yeah???
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
🏆 Congratulations to SMILEY CULTURE and his poll placement superior! 🏆
#BPHM8285 B-Side WINNER
🥇1. SMILEY CULTURE - "Police Officer" (1984 🥇)
Grand Final: 27.6%
Final Group: 1st, 213 pts (7x12), H: 1st, L: 3rd
First YT-only poll winner!
"my cat loves it - and so does his MUVVA"
"ACAB. RIP Smiley"
"Number one was its number!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCPQ...
🥇1. SMILEY CULTURE - "Police Officer" (1984 🥇)
Grand Final: 27.6%
Final Group: 1st, 213 pts (7x12), H: 1st, L: 3rd
First YT-only poll winner!
"my cat loves it - and so does his MUVVA"
"ACAB. RIP Smiley"
"Number one was its number!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCPQ...
Smiley Culture 'Police Officer' Complete Original Version
YouTube video by robmacgillivray
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November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
🏆 Congratulations to SMILEY CULTURE and his poll placement superior! 🏆
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#BPHM8285 THE GRAND FINAL
Here you go - 48 hours to vote, 1 vote in each of the A-Side and B-Side finals in the
🪩BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL🪩
Grandmaster Flash v Patrice Rushen v Sade v SOS Band!
Model 500 v Shannon v Smiley Culture v William Onyeabor!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Here you go - 48 hours to vote, 1 vote in each of the A-Side and B-Side finals in the
🪩BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL🪩
Grandmaster Flash v Patrice Rushen v Sade v SOS Band!
Model 500 v Shannon v Smiley Culture v William Onyeabor!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Black Pop 1982-1985 GRAND FINAL
Welcome to the Black Pop History 1982-1985 poll, where we're polling the best Black music of the early 80s to determine the ULTIMATE TRACK of that era.
This is the GRAND FINAL - you vote for your fav...
docs.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
#BPHM8285 THE GRAND FINAL
Here you go - 48 hours to vote, 1 vote in each of the A-Side and B-Side finals in the
🪩BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL🪩
Grandmaster Flash v Patrice Rushen v Sade v SOS Band!
Model 500 v Shannon v Smiley Culture v William Onyeabor!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Here you go - 48 hours to vote, 1 vote in each of the A-Side and B-Side finals in the
🪩BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL🪩
Grandmaster Flash v Patrice Rushen v Sade v SOS Band!
Model 500 v Shannon v Smiley Culture v William Onyeabor!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Hey xlov! How about doing a swapsies of outfits? This Hyun in this Muti gear? I'm just saying.
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey xlov! How about doing a swapsies of outfits? This Hyun in this Muti gear? I'm just saying.
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
Prof's how 2 win at lief strategy:
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Prof's how 2 win at lief strategy:
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
adding guacamole to yr burrito at a certain Chain Burrito Place is £3.95?!
how much extra guacamole do you get? and do you get to keep the bucket it comes in???
how much extra guacamole do you get? and do you get to keep the bucket it comes in???
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
adding guacamole to yr burrito at a certain Chain Burrito Place is £3.95?!
how much extra guacamole do you get? and do you get to keep the bucket it comes in???
how much extra guacamole do you get? and do you get to keep the bucket it comes in???
Uh so are we all just ignoring that the tie is made from safety pinned PLAITED HAIR???
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Uh so are we all just ignoring that the tie is made from safety pinned PLAITED HAIR???
Another rough work day means CUSTARD has drunk some wine.
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another rough work day means CUSTARD has drunk some wine.
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
And so we have a full music video with a dazed and institutionalised theme as well? Didn't I tell you? Anyway, I WILL have some of what they're having, thank you very much
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
And so we have a full music video with a dazed and institutionalised theme as well? Didn't I tell you? Anyway, I WILL have some of what they're having, thank you very much
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Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
Enjoying that even with the levelling of being seated, and his chair being a bit further back than the others, Michieda still towers over the others! The internet seems to place him around 1.8-1.9m which... isn't that tall! How tiny are the other Danshis? What's in that Naniwa water?
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Enjoying that even with the levelling of being seated, and his chair being a bit further back than the others, Michieda still towers over the others! The internet seems to place him around 1.8-1.9m which... isn't that tall! How tiny are the other Danshis? What's in that Naniwa water?
Heeeeeere we go!!
It's the #BPHM8285 RESULTS COUNTDOWN
Because Bluesky threading suXoR I'll be doing these in chunks of 8, As and Bs separate.
The top 8 in each poll go into Pollhalla. The top 4 go into a single-vote Grand Final shootout.
This thread is for the B-SIDES in the
BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL
Because Bluesky threading suXoR I'll be doing these in chunks of 8, As and Bs separate.
The top 8 in each poll go into Pollhalla. The top 4 go into a single-vote Grand Final shootout.
This thread is for the B-SIDES in the
BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL
a freak-a-zoids robots please report to the dance floor poster
ALT: a freak-a-zoids robots please report to the dance floor poster
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November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Heeeeeere we go!!
RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!