custard : just one more tote bag
@custard.bsky.social
Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
BTW I tried on a similar fur coat (in Primark) to try and get this Wumuti look but I just looked like Arthur Daley
But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
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But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
BTW I tried on a similar fur coat (in Primark) to try and get this Wumuti look but I just looked like Arthur Daley
But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
... exactly ·.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·. ·
But CUSTARD! Arthur Daley doesn't even wear a fur coat, you cry.
... exactly ·.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·. ·
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. The cough finally starts giving it a rest - and now I start sneezing?
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November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. The cough finally starts giving it a rest - and now I start sneezing?
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This is what we used to have as idol groups! Kids these days don't even know! I have been laughing at Matsujun's pose (and general existence) all morning. Thank you, Matsujun, for being you! I'm not going to watch your criminal lawyer drama though. Did you know Aiba is married with two kids?? WILD!
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This is what we used to have as idol groups! Kids these days don't even know! I have been laughing at Matsujun's pose (and general existence) all morning. Thank you, Matsujun, for being you! I'm not going to watch your criminal lawyer drama though. Did you know Aiba is married with two kids?? WILD!
bring me suuuunshine
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bring me suuuunshine
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
in your smiiiile
bring me laaaaughter
all the whiiile
eric and ernie 🤝 lavenderz, collab of the year imho
So whilst he MIGHT have burped at me when i was finding his brush, who is now snuggled up to the brush, clutching it with both paws, and snoring? It is he!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So whilst he MIGHT have burped at me when i was finding his brush, who is now snuggled up to the brush, clutching it with both paws, and snoring? It is he!!
If xlov don't win it I blame censorship!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If xlov don't win it I blame censorship!!
Does it* offend you, yeah???
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does it* offend you, yeah???
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
*those real actual censored lyrics - hold onto yr butts: "Take it slow, boy, I'm gonna kill it hard, like, yeah". They really chose dead 💀 air over, saying... "boy"?
They allow gunshots! They allowed Ten to brag about being in the NIP!
w o w
Hey xlov! How about doing a swapsies of outfits? This Hyun in this Muti gear? I'm just saying.
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey xlov! How about doing a swapsies of outfits? This Hyun in this Muti gear? I'm just saying.
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
PS I have Haru's hat in pink, does this mean I am fashion? (I do not have a doily poncho to style it with, only a raincoat...)
Prof's how 2 win at lief strategy:
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Prof's how 2 win at lief strategy:
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
1. Get pikachu crisps delivered by the intern
2. Sniff suspiciously and then SCOFF the proffered corner of delicious potato treat
3. Sleep off the carbs
Uh so are we all just ignoring that the tie is made from safety pinned PLAITED HAIR???
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Uh so are we all just ignoring that the tie is made from safety pinned PLAITED HAIR???
Another rough work day means CUSTARD has drunk some wine.
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another rough work day means CUSTARD has drunk some wine.
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
CUSTARD is looking for the cat's brush.
CUSTARD: wheres your brush? Wheres your brushywushy? Wheres your little brushy brush brush brooshiepoosoe br-
CAT (in CUSTARD'S face):... burrrrrrp
I think CUSTARD deserved that
(brush was under sofa)
Enjoying that even with the levelling of being seated, and his chair being a bit further back than the others, Michieda still towers over the others! The internet seems to place him around 1.8-1.9m which... isn't that tall! How tiny are the other Danshis? What's in that Naniwa water?
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Enjoying that even with the levelling of being seated, and his chair being a bit further back than the others, Michieda still towers over the others! The internet seems to place him around 1.8-1.9m which... isn't that tall! How tiny are the other Danshis? What's in that Naniwa water?
RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???
youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!
#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A promo for XLOV, or an advert for the Commodore 64 starter pack? They may have more in common than you thought.
Both go Biiii:P!
Both go Biiii:P!
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How I hope that the full length picture of this look reveals Wumuti dressed as a slightly more made-up Kevin Rowland. In all honesty I wish the fans of XLOV's strong genderqueer vibes would also read Kevin's brill thoughts here, because yes Kevin, so good! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I asked the cat to meow if he would like a 24karat gold labewbew but he stayed silent. Thank goodness, there was a lot riding on that
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We're off to Wolverhampton!
(you're not more surprised than I am)
(you're not more surprised than I am)
He stole Hyun, again!
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He stole Hyun, again!
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)
Stealing Hyun did NOT calm him down. After the theft he ran around battling my rucksack, the blanket, the sofa (to limited success, the sofa is bigger than his 3.3kg) and a sock. The only thing he hasn't attempted to tackle is of course, the cat toy (RUN AWAY)