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Garrett | 28 | he/him | I write fics and draw fanart | 🔞 minors/terfs/dni
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Hello! I'm Garrett! Find all my stuff here!

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I'll also be putting my fics/threads/art under this post!
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My rent just came out and it was higher than it was supposed to be. I'm overdrafted $5 in my bank account if anyone can help out

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November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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im so obsessed with this guy making bingqiu sausage cucumber figurines
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I need poppers to be talked about more in my BL. Get Shen Yuan euphoric so his hole loosens up and he comes so hard he temporarily goes blind
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I think I want to assign "favorite sex toys" to danmei characters. Starting off, Binghe's favorite sex toy is: handcuffs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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feeding my own brainrot between comms
uppis☝️

#svsss #moliu #liuqingge
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Winter is comming in Gusu #MDZS #魔道祖师
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Sexy cucumber bro
Based on a video on twitter jahsjajjaja
#svsss #shenyuan #danmei #art #artist #illustration #digitalart #nsfw
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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SY confidently telling Airplane that Binghe is his booty call while in the background Binghe is visibly ready to kill Airplane if he so much as breathes ‘bro those are wedding rings, you are married’
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Sacraligious meeting #oc
⚠️CW : old man pussy
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Haha nice
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I've got a fucking verse stuck in my head from a song that doesn't exist but sounds like a #bbno$ song

Slippery dickery dock
Your girl wants on my cock

That's it that's just repeating in my head over and over. Losing it. Hearing his voice in my head. Drifting in space.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Stuck at work thinking abt Shen Yuan nervously buying himself a tiny prostate toy for the first time, one that vibrates, and then when he tries it for the first time he cums his fucking brains out by the time he's done. And then lays in bed in a daze for half an hour after.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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this year for the @mxtx-foodzine.bsky.social i partnered up with @betafishbebe.bsky.social bc their BingLiuShen story caught my eye and i couldn't let go of it <3

this is my finished art piece and you can find Beta's amazing fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/72954636

#svsss #BRart
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Weeks after top surgery, Liu Qingge is STILL on bedrest- but he keeps trying to go on runs!!

But Jiang Cheng is a very good roommate and has another way to tire the restless man out~😌💜
#LiuQingge #JiangCheng #LiuCheng #Tdick
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I'm so happy that this all means they can spend their happily ever after being haters together 💚❤️
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Amber and Collei.... BingQiu coded
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Hello moshang nation 🫡
[ #moshang #svsss #MobeiJun #ShangQinghua ]
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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When your long lost student finds you hiding out as a museum curator AND YOU'RE A VAMPIRE😱can't imagine what he could possibly want 😏✨

[ #svsss #Bingqiu ]
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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fic writers be advised binghe can now reference classic pieces of cinema with 0 extra justification #svsss #svsssspoilers
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I'm sorry to be asking so frequently, I'm currently trying to change my job situation so that I can get paid better, but if anyone could spare some gas/grocery money I would seriously appreciate it 🙏 I'm willing to pay back when my paycheck comes in next week!!!
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October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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what's the point of reverse transmigration if they don't get to play with sex toys ☺️

Binghe probably expected to be the one using them but I just want SY to bully Binghe (as he deserves)
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM