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Jiang Cheng was born to sit on a queening chair. Getting eaten out messy sloppy style with his "seat" strapped in place and unable to move or touch him except to lick at his hole and taint anf balls. I'm sorry I'm so hard Infgot light headed
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Yue Qingyuan: Lockmaster metal cage with sounding rod. Also a wooden humbler.
Qi Qingqi: NuSensuelle Trinitii
Mu Qingfang: Speculum. Also a fan of experimenting with honeys/gummies/pills
Zhuzhi Lang: Ovipositors
Tianlang Jun: Good ol' fashioned Magic Wand (it's a good massager too)
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Shen Qingqiu: Lube shooters. Enough said.
Shen Yuan: Aneros brand prostate toys. Probably the Syn V most.
Shen Jiu: St Andrews cross. For his partner.
Liu Qingge: is not adventurous but he does have one basic open ended stroker with texture inside. He doesn't clean it as often as he should.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Bingge's is spreader bars.
Bingzu is a fan of Lovense items- because he can control them remotely
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
GIVE HIM UPPIS!!!!!!!! HE'S ASKING SO POLITELY!!!!! COME ON QINGGE LOOK AT HIS FACE HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT???
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Binghe: I'm his husband, his wife, his dom, his sub, his princess, his king, I'm his daddy, he's my mommy, I'm his babygirl, I'm going to give birth to his kids or he's going to give birth to mine. He thinks I'm his roommate and best friend. Yes we're married. No, he doesn't know.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Shen Yuan: Yeah we moved in together a few months ago. It's just more economical, y'know? We get along great and he's a good cook, so mostly I pay the bills and groceries and stuff, and he takes care of the place. Yeah he still works at the sex shop, so what? I get a discount now!
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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SY confidently telling Airplane that Binghe is his booty call while in the background Binghe is visibly ready to kill Airplane if he so much as breathes ‘bro those are wedding rings, you are married’
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
😂 I might be throwing something like this together in the future, but you're free to write your own spin on it!!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Arguably, he liked that more than creampies. Making out is the next natural step, and then getting bitten up while his back is being blown out.

Binghe, meanwhile: I've been fucking this guy for months and he hasn't figured we're dating. I have to protect this guy's delusions at all costs.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
He also figures out that he really likes it when he's creampied. The toys that shoot off aren't the same, though, so Binghe it is. He's got a gay booty call that he contacts regularly before he even starts to question his sexuality. Only because Binghe kissed him, and he liked it a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
And now he's got a remote controlled cock ring vibrating against his base and absolutely *torturing him*. Obviously his only choice in this situation is to cum his fucking brains out. Drain his balls in one goddamn shot. Soaking his pillow in spit and his sheets in seed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Clutching his sheets like a lifeline and moaning uncontrolled and muffled into the fabric and stuffing, stimulating gel on the head of his cock and his nipples, and a cooling lube that adds a delicious contrast to the heat of sex. Binghe had used a wand to rile him up first-
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
So maybe he asks for Binghe's number the next time he goes to the store. To ask for more recommendations, that's all!!!!

... Until he ends up with his face shoved into his pillow with a hand at his nape, his back arched and legs shaking, getting fucked within an inch of his life.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
He knows what size toy to look for now! Maybe he can even find one that warms to imitate skin!!!!

But then he buys one, and it's not *nearly* as good. Binghe had been so skilled, paying attention to his prostate and fucking him deep and hard... He just can't quite do it the same by himself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM