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@ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social
she/her 💜🐰 | born in the 80's | i yap a lot 🏳️‍⚧️✌️🏳️‍🌈
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most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p
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butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️
insomnia, send me videos of raccoons
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Reminder that being a transphobe is statistically unpopular
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the ai bullshit bubble that's due to burst is going to crash the global economy so extremely hard that im actually kinda scared
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this one's easy.

competitive only streamers
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process

Also Nvidia:
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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i went on holiday to copenhagen last week :>
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
oh yeah, im sick and i go on holiday in a week so if i stream it'll be at weird hours and pretty short, sorry sorry
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
one of the strangest prejudices ive ever had levied against me was a lady blaming me for being sick through a lot of winter, like she called me weak and feeble and like

yeah lady, im disabled? my immune system is shot because of my lungs, you know, my disability? you're just a piece of shit??
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
someone gave me 6 giftsubs while i was offline!
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
went shopping for some new glasses :3 my prescription isn't super different for my left eye but my right eye has seen quite a bit of change
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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checkerboard chumps #umineko
October 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
zac made gluten free corn bread and im so fucking madly in love with this nerdy little man oh my fucking christ he's getting laid like it's my job later
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
wake-up deadman was awesome, everything i wanted and more, it features four of my top five favourite detective fiction novels and uses the twist of one for a fake out which is just fucking brilliant BWAH. EXCELLENT. FUCKING WATCH IT.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
shutdown -s -t is such a fun way to end stream
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
wait do some folks actually think steam is on their side, that valve is anything but a sales monopoly and rent seeking parasite on the games industry? oh honey, do you think streamers are your friends too? lmao
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i dont play highschool games as a streamer, idk why so many vtubers do
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
every new film recently has been like "please kill executives PLEASE" not even with subtext its just graffiti in universe that the protag looks at and goes "nice graffiti, i will do this" and every film critic is like 🤔 i wonder what the message could even be??
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dehydrated watching crown of candy
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
youtube and twitch are such different platforms for streaming, if i have 100 people on twitch that shit is unmanageable and chaos, but 100 people on youtube i get three messages an hour that are so supportive
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
completely free of irony i love the film hackers, i was probably 8 when i first saw it and i'm pretty sure it's why i'm a computer rat to this day
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
my model crashed, then my obs, i restart, youtube live wont get out of private, i restart, someone trolls and i recover, im doing okay, winning a difficult matchup and then my fucking mouse dies, battery dead, i cant even end the fucking stream because obs wont let itself die with alt+f4

fuck me
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM