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Captain Crowfood
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Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
#1of5
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As a child, I felt like a hobbit.

As a young man, I wanted to be Aragorn.

For Halloween, I wanted to be Sauron.

But as I get older, I find I just want to be Bombadil.
a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a man in a wizard costume is standing in a dark room covering his face with his hand .
media.tenor.com
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INSTITUTIONAL FAILURE

This could’ve been avoided 30 years ago.

Maria Farmer’s 1996 FBI complaint has been unearthed in the Epstein files. It was the first time he was reported to the authorities. And they buried it.

“If the FBI had listened to me in 1996, there would’ve been no more victims.”
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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We are witnessing the biggest child sex trafficking ring coverup in political history.

The Republicans are protecting their pedophile president and his wealthy friends who for years raped children.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Boycott CBS.
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Epstein survivor Annie Farmer about the unearthed FBI report her sister filed nearly 30 years ago.

The FBI did nothing for 30 years.

www.youtube.com/live/IToZ_0r...
LIVE: Hidden FBI Epstein Survivor Report UNEARTHED After 3 DECADES
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Release their names.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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You can also contact me via Signal. I will keep you anonymous. muellershewrote.23
Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The Republican Party took 1,000 FBI agents off their assigned duties for 11 months and ordered them to redact pictures of Trump with his victims from the Epstein Files. The agents still couldn’t redact everything. Now Trump’s DOJ is panicking.
The leader of the Republican Party is afraid of what is going to be exposed about him and his wealthy friends in the Epstein Files and is doing everything to prevent full disclosure. Surprise. #EpsteinGOPCoverup
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"In a country such as this, it is necessary to kill an admiral from time to time, to encourage the others."
~Voltaire, Candide, 1759
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Feinbaum and Saban were talking about how the Group of Five teams spoil the playoff.

Meanwhile, the first round game between Miami vs. A&M is causing people across the country to fall asleep.
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nothing but the best people
Patel celebrated apprehending a person of interest too soon, only to let them free, and then have the FBI wander around until local police found the suspect days later—all thanks to a user on r/Providence subreddit. trib.al/2X1p3di
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Succinct.
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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@forbes.com

Nazi propaganda ministry comes through for their orange fuhrer

Mainstream journalism is dead thank the gods for independent folks who are not beholden to the pro-fascist 1% owners.
Media lying is now utterly commonplace.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Saw FB post of HS classmate this morning, former Air Scout, criticizing lawsuit to stop Trump’s ballroom. Called it a wasteful way to obstruct a project that will clearly come in well under budget.🙄

On the day I visit Staten Island for the last time, I will shake the dust from my feet as I leave.
🏴
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I don’t think the law passed by Congress said that DOJ has to release less than 1% of the materials by Dec 19.
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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The care that went into releasing these files and the number of Epstein clients arrested show just how serious Trump’s DOJ takes child sex trafficking
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I needed distraction last night, so I watched one of my favorite YouTube clips from Historia Civilis, the one about Caesar's funeral.

Antony sometimes comes across as the buffoon of the period; he behaved like a drunken idiot when Caesar left him in charge of the city during the civil war...
1/2
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
How many speakers did they go through before they settled on Johnson? Mike is what, their fourth string?

And they’re surprised he would be outplayed?

🤣

www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...
'Internal debacle': GOP lawmakers furious that Mike Johnson 'got outplayed' by Democrats
Democrats repeatedly outmaneuvered Republican leadership and stalled the GOP agenda to close out the legislative year, and House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) is facing heat.Under House Minority Leader ...
www.rawstory.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
New sweatshirt came today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Makes you wish there was one junior associate who could "forget" how to properly redact and use the coloring option; ie., black-highlight-over-black-text.

Somebody's checking to see if some of this might be that, right? @maddow.bsky.social / @maddowblog.bsky.social ?
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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EXACTLY that is what they do
Hey! Remember when Barr (Bondi) withheld the Mueller (Epstein) documents for weeks so he (she) could mischaracterize what was in the Mueller (Epstein) Report and spin the findings for three weeks and then over-redact them? I sure do!
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM