Captain Crowfood
@cryptan.bsky.social
Long live the Sandwich Revolution.
#1of5
#1of5
New sweatshirt came today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
New sweatshirt came today.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dear @fanduelracing.bsky.social,
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dear @fanduelracing.bsky.social,
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
Apologies for involving you, but I don’t see a general account.
Please tell your corporate overlords that this is unsat.
The reporter who didn’t investigate.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The reporter who didn’t investigate.
“The less fortunate get all the breaks.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“The less fortunate get all the breaks.”
Replace “angry” with “depressed”, and it still reads true.
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Replace “angry” with “depressed”, and it still reads true.
This is apparently what’s news right now.
Fuck the Post.
Fuck the Post.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is apparently what’s news right now.
Fuck the Post.
Fuck the Post.
The original Millennial-Boomer conflict.
It has come to pass.
It has come to pass.
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The original Millennial-Boomer conflict.
It has come to pass.
It has come to pass.
He put a flagpole inside the building.
INSIDE. THE BUILDING.
And he installed a massive wind machine to blow it all goddamn day.
I mean, Flag Code rules for displaying the colors indoors aside, what the fuck?
THIS is how you blow your money, Dimon?
Kind of glad I don’t bank with JPMC.
INSIDE. THE BUILDING.
And he installed a massive wind machine to blow it all goddamn day.
I mean, Flag Code rules for displaying the colors indoors aside, what the fuck?
THIS is how you blow your money, Dimon?
Kind of glad I don’t bank with JPMC.
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He put a flagpole inside the building.
INSIDE. THE BUILDING.
And he installed a massive wind machine to blow it all goddamn day.
I mean, Flag Code rules for displaying the colors indoors aside, what the fuck?
THIS is how you blow your money, Dimon?
Kind of glad I don’t bank with JPMC.
INSIDE. THE BUILDING.
And he installed a massive wind machine to blow it all goddamn day.
I mean, Flag Code rules for displaying the colors indoors aside, what the fuck?
THIS is how you blow your money, Dimon?
Kind of glad I don’t bank with JPMC.
This morning’s front page.
Fuck the Times.
Fuck the Times.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This morning’s front page.
Fuck the Times.
Fuck the Times.
When this is over, remember the enablers.
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When this is over, remember the enablers.
Imagine being this guy and thinking you’re superior.
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Imagine being this guy and thinking you’re superior.
Maybe it’s because I lived in New York, but I DO remember a map similar to this in my history books. I think it was in the eighth grade, but certainly in high school.
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Maybe it’s because I lived in New York, but I DO remember a map similar to this in my history books. I think it was in the eighth grade, but certainly in high school.
Don’t get me wrong, I love and want, but I can’t help but feel that Professor Tolkien would probably not have approved.
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love and want, but I can’t help but feel that Professor Tolkien would probably not have approved.
