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cruyff-mas guy
@cruyffguy.bsky.social
· Apr 6
Anyway it's great to be back here on... what's that say? bluesky.com? Oh god, this is always death
Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you
Christmas decorations are going up out of sheer practicality due to busy weekends coming up. I can feel the icy stare of judgment from all our neighbours and I don't care
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They're still not up this year. Christmas 2025, I have failed you
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Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Really can’t get over this new political mentality every party has adopted which seems to be “let’s make our country so shit and hostile no one wants to come here”
We've taken the L early this world cup then
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We've taken the L early this world cup then
I've got world cup draw fever, baby!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've got world cup draw fever, baby!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
It's tearing apart my internal organs and slowly killing me!!
Please send help!!!
30 months is nothing for a timelord
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
30 months is nothing for a timelord
Everybody loves Troy Parrott, the Irish injury-time hero
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker
www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker
www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...
Sky Sports on Instagram: "A moment to forget for Troy Parrott 🫣"
28K likes, 202 comments - skysports on December 1, 2025: "A moment to forget for Troy Parrott 🫣".
www.instagram.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Everybody loves Troy Parrott, the Irish injury-time hero
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker
www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you that Troy Parrott is a panenka penalty wanker
www.instagram.com/p/DRunVrBGKI...
I hereby declare Harry Wilson to be my FPL punt of the week
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I hereby declare Harry Wilson to be my FPL punt of the week
Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Celebrity Apprentice (2025)
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This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
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courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
10 million respect points for the shrimp mascot wearing a poppy cape and saluting the sunset
Reposted by cruyff-mas guy
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
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Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky
Elon Musk is deliberately using his platform to poison our politics and divide our country.
It's time for the government to wake up to the threat he poses to our democracy.
It's time for the government to wake up to the threat he poses to our democracy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Posted to Twitter eight minutes before it was copied and pasted onto bluesky
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
Hopefully this kind of piece will get more people off xwitter. Bluesky is a bit dull sure, but at least it isn't actively trying to fuel the far-right news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hopefully this kind of piece will get more people off xwitter. Bluesky is a bit dull sure, but at least it isn't actively trying to fuel the far-right news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
One for the blooper reel
NEW: The UK Government accidentally leaked internal emails on the Huntingdon train stabbing to The National.
Number 10 inadvertently sent confidential materials to us - including lines prepared for ministers and info not yet made public.
www.thenational.scot/news/2559307...
Number 10 inadvertently sent confidential materials to us - including lines prepared for ministers and info not yet made public.
www.thenational.scot/news/2559307...
No 10 accidentally leaks internal Huntingdon train stabbing emails to The National
NO 10 accidentally leaked confidential internal emails discussing the Huntingdon train stabbing to The National ...
www.thenational.scot
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One for the blooper reel
November. The Wednesday of months imo
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
November. The Wednesday of months imo
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Is Will Still Southampton manager?
No. No he's not.
No. No he's not.
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is Will Still Southampton manager?
No. No he's not.
No. No he's not.
My biggest issue with bluesky continues to be people posting screenshots of tweets from all the worst people over there
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My biggest issue with bluesky continues to be people posting screenshots of tweets from all the worst people over there
Early Christmas rebrand because fuck it. Might even go out and buy some mince pies
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Early Christmas rebrand because fuck it. Might even go out and buy some mince pies