Comes out to Shakin Stevens with a Christmas tree hat. Then post-match drops "Christmas is rubbish" and bizarrely "gravy is the devil" pipebombs to boos from the whole of Ally Pally. Sensational stuff

Yep. Full fever dream now

Yeah, with you now and completely agree. I'm just thankful we're not in that parallel "three team group" universe. Can imagine the chaos brewing there right about now

The pots? I thought they were OK tbh. A worst case scenario for me is we get Uruguay, Algeria and Italy (assuming they qualify) but there's potential for some relatively painless groups on paper

Pure vibes and no real evidence to back this up (apart from his hat-trick in the week). Just bored of picking the Norwegian robot every week

Who's your favourite character from The 90s, rimsy?

Yes! Her wants and demands are adhered to without question. When she gets angry, millions die. She is America

Citizen, where is your poppy cape?