CRS 0N3
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He got this one from Amy Schumer (who also stinks).
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He got this one from Amy Schumer (who also stinks).
DEMS IN DISARRAY!!!
NEW on CNN: Inside the “absolute shitshow” at the Heritage Foundation. Where staff are in open revolt, a major donor bailing, and resurfaced deleted tweets from Kevin Roberts show him praising Pence and seemingly bashing Trump on Jan. 6th.
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How Nick Fuentes ignited a civil war within the Republican Party- and DC’s most prominent conservative think tank | CNN Politics
Nick Fuentes, the well-known White nationalist and Holocaust denier, has ignited a civil war within the Republican Party — and inside one of Washington’s most prominent conservative think tanks.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
DEMS IN DISARRAY!!!
Sports discourse would be so much better without Stephen A Smith, and I am afraid he is going to enter politics and make that even more unbearable than it already is. We dont need anymore terrible people in politics SAS.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sports discourse would be so much better without Stephen A Smith, and I am afraid he is going to enter politics and make that even more unbearable than it already is. We dont need anymore terrible people in politics SAS.
Imagine being that rich asshole that spent all that money trying to flip this vote only to lose horrifically and still be fine financially. That’s someone who has too much money.
Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority
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Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority
NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Imagine being that rich asshole that spent all that money trying to flip this vote only to lose horrifically and still be fine financially. That’s someone who has too much money.
Can’t imagine being a fan and watching this game. I’d have to have already died.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can’t imagine being a fan and watching this game. I’d have to have already died.
Hey Pat McAfee shouldn’t be on Gameday. He stinks and I hate him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey Pat McAfee shouldn’t be on Gameday. He stinks and I hate him.
Hey YoutubeTv, you have until noon tomorrow to bring back the Disney channels or I’m taking my talents elsewhere.
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hey YoutubeTv, you have until noon tomorrow to bring back the Disney channels or I’m taking my talents elsewhere.
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But the other guy had dementia.
Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
But the other guy had dementia.
I got second in the 5th Grade Spelling bee back in the day.....AOC, DEBATE ME!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got second in the 5th Grade Spelling bee back in the day.....AOC, DEBATE ME!!!!
Enjoying a 76ers game. Doesn’t feel real!!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Enjoying a 76ers game. Doesn’t feel real!!!
These are all AI because they can’t find anyone to pay to be in one of his ads.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
These are all AI because they can’t find anyone to pay to be in one of his ads.
Turned on the NBA. Remembered quickly that it’s unwatchable. Turned it off.
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Turned on the NBA. Remembered quickly that it’s unwatchable. Turned it off.
Which one am I?
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Which one am I?
I saw nothing but people saying how cool this concept was and how they couldnt wait to see it....then it comes out, nobody sees it.
Did not roll over. Did not play dead.
IFC's GOOD BOY was just that--dropping just -40% in its 2nd week w/ $1.4M, $4.9M total.
IFC's GOOD BOY was just that--dropping just -40% in its 2nd week w/ $1.4M, $4.9M total.
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I saw nothing but people saying how cool this concept was and how they couldnt wait to see it....then it comes out, nobody sees it.
I’d say it only one game but OU’s schedule is so brutal it’s really going to take a lot to not lose 3 more times.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’d say it only one game but OU’s schedule is so brutal it’s really going to take a lot to not lose 3 more times.
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The state of online media is such a bummer, I sometimes think: who cares? Then, I read something so smart and so funny and so uniquely the product of this compromised but generative space, that I remember: I care!
This, by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, is a tour de force. defector.com/taylor-swift...
This, by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, is a tour de force. defector.com/taylor-swift...
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
defector.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The state of online media is such a bummer, I sometimes think: who cares? Then, I read something so smart and so funny and so uniquely the product of this compromised but generative space, that I remember: I care!
This, by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, is a tour de force. defector.com/taylor-swift...
This, by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, is a tour de force. defector.com/taylor-swift...
Finally picked up that new @blacktopkid.bsky.social novel "King of Ashes" today. Cant wait to dive into this masterpiece.
October 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Finally picked up that new @blacktopkid.bsky.social novel "King of Ashes" today. Cant wait to dive into this masterpiece.
The Phillies are going to lose in the playoffs once again but hey at least we get to see the KC Chiefs take a big stinky poo in their diaper.
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Phillies are going to lose in the playoffs once again but hey at least we get to see the KC Chiefs take a big stinky poo in their diaper.
This teams gonna go out like the Sixers aren’t they??
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This teams gonna go out like the Sixers aren’t they??
See its funny because Russ is going to actually kill people....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
See its funny because Russ is going to actually kill people....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hot Take: The new Taylor Swift album is going to stink, but her fans will say it is great. I know this because they've done the same thing with the last 2 albums she released that were poo....especially the last one which had 0 bangers. I say this as a person who owns all of her albums.
October 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hot Take: The new Taylor Swift album is going to stink, but her fans will say it is great. I know this because they've done the same thing with the last 2 albums she released that were poo....especially the last one which had 0 bangers. I say this as a person who owns all of her albums.
Why didn’t Embiid play today?!?! lol I’m kidding of course.
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why didn’t Embiid play today?!?! lol I’m kidding of course.
Hey maybe we'll get a military coup!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey maybe we'll get a military coup!!
Hegseth says he doesn't want certain people in the military? Did he mention drunks??
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hegseth says he doesn't want certain people in the military? Did he mention drunks??
Hey that’s targeting.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey that’s targeting.