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Crass Iron Skillet
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the FUCK out of it
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
I wonder if The Princess and The Frog is in our DVD library somewhere
No, it is structurally bad. Busy animation, Choppy narrative introduction that is hard to follow even with an adult attention span

Feels like it may have been a deliberate bomb for "Hollywood Accounting" purposes - justifying downsizing the traditional animation department further for more CGI/CAD
Tried watching Disney's Home on The Range last night. One of Disney's last major hand-drawn features that I certainly watched as a kid, but didn't remember

Surely it can't be that bad?
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reading a webcomic called Elf Only Inn from the early 2000s i've never heard of and it's good imo
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Is it sluttier for a skeleton to

• be totally nude

• wear a hat and nothing else
I hadn't done this since high school, so of course I comitted to carving a whole ass skeleton (twice, I did a preliminary one on a pink eraser to test it)
Made cut rubber prints with my friends
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Pretty nuts, but just a symbol of what they’ve already done
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
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Michael Sowa (German Artist, born 1945)
"Spider in the Morning", 2003.
Acrylic on Paper, 50 × 75 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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i can’t stop laughing at this question
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i certainly wouldn't post about doing this
they're calling him the most audited man in human history
I'm definitely not doing that. Not taking a bunch of movies with me in an accessable .mp4 format to watch with my friends who love movies. Cause that would be wrong
If they're not good eats, have you considered soaking them in honey or syrup or alcohol
I'm not going to tell y'all what my plans for later are, but maybe you can figure it out
Making archival copies of DVDs right now

It's not technically piracy until I play them off a flash drive for my friends
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it's cool how we have a government that 4chans constantly on twitter and shows off videos of the president shitting on americans while also being like, "make sure nobody sees us destroying the white house"

this is super normal stuff for highly stable nations
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I am by no means a Reylo and I do think the revolving door on death in Star Wars is a bit too silly but maybe when Adam Driver gets Steven Soderbergh on tap for a Ben Solo movie I think you should ignore the fuck out of Bob Iger being a dweeb saying 'but how would wookiepedia explain he's alive'
'Star Wars' Tried to Bring Kylo Ren Back to Life in a Steven Soderbergh Movie
Adam Driver reveals there was a script he called 'The Hunt for Ben Solo,' but Disney executives killed it.
gizmodo.com
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While thinking about the No Kings protests, I realized something. Trump isn't acting like a king. He's acting like a CEO. This isn't a monarchy, this is late stage capitalism. America is being treated as a business acquisition. He's stripping it for parts before dumping it like a fucking Toys R Us.
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“i’m sorry, i don’t see how ben solo is alive and all the fans would be so upset if we tampered with the unimpeachable integrity and unassailable coolness of episode ix.”
whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...
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bit of an eccentric opinion but i believe everyone should know the phonetic alphabet and i think everyone should start shouting in it a half millisecond after anyone mishears anything