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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1h

‘At the going down of the bun…’

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 10h

No wonder Bob was cratchity

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 22h

England fans are such fucking morons. Haven’t they got hotels to be shouting at?

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 1d

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Cartoon of a plesiosaur. Seen from the side, the top line of its shape is echoed in ripples up the page, reminiscent of the artwork for the Joy Division album Unknown Pleasure. Caption: Unknown Plesiosaurs

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

Makes me mad every time I think about it. I still want nothing but good things for Mookie, though.

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1d

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

🎶Friend of the animal world🎶

Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

As a 50-something man who was awake for an hour after what should have been an unnecessary trip to the toilet at 2am, I would also like the answer to this question.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

You have to love Self Esteem @selfesteem.music-social.com #FuckOffFarage

Self Esteem wearing a jumpsuit saying ‘Fuck Off Farage’

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 2d

Is it the ‘with arseholes’ cut?

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 2d

WTF?

Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 2d

That song is a fucking masterpiece.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t get near him; his halitosis is like a shield of steel

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 2d

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

So did we. It was a different time…

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

Fascism. Katy means fascism.

Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 4d

I already thought these looked like cool little guys before I saw what their name is

I think they're garlic grinders or something, but they affix to the table and you turn a handle to either rotate a drum in the front or grind whatever's in a sort of basin they've got - which means they all have wide bases, thin forward-leaning necks and robot heads with different kinds of mouth. The name for all of these is given as "SPONG"

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

Getting ready for my first post-cancer half marathon tomorrow. Anyone else doing the Great Eastern Run? #RunningPunks #JogDivision

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 4d

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 4d

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited Fika Pika

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 4d

You can just call it fascism.

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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 5d

If the Norwegians had a sense of humour, they'd give Obama a second peace prize today.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 5d

This is hu-bris

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