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crabcan
@crabcan.bsky.social
people who don't like the games that I like are cowards and won't survive the winter

I stream games most saturdays at twitch.tv/crabcan

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the new updated 5x5 for favorite games, roughly sorted in a 1-25 order from top left
gonna play the Rise of the Ronin demo, then afterwards some kind game about shooting a ball

twitch.tv/crabcan
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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過去絵ライダー
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
what I'm seeing offa quick research is that the elden ring rando crashes are due to the AI of certain enemies, and that the only solution is to re-randomize the enemies and I don't uhhhh wanna do that honestly
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm home, and you know what that means: it's elden ring randomizer time!

twitch.tv/crabcan
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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bug moment
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
sat on the wrong side of the train and now I'm getting cooked by the sun
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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crab
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Wasn't ready for the giant bong to be brought out before dinner
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
if I do stream tomorrow it's gonna be at like 2pm est and it's gonna be elden ring randomizer
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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i gave rick some cigarettes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Giger's version of the chest-bursting Alien was rejected for being too turkey-like.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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hold on, sweetie. mom needs to take another solo
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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「装甲騎兵ボトムズ」
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.

me: huh

announcer: uoodoo is the pizza

me: ok

announcer: chirico is the cheese

me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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Godzilla vs Biollante (1989)
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I love how gorr's origin is written like a propaganda comic, like everyone is so comically devout
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
it feels like every time I order through seamless the price goes up by ten bucks
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
thinkin bout that carian thrusting shield...
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM