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Ashley ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒฑ
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Artist, mama, wife, chicken keeper, mess maker. AuDHD and still learning. Politics are my special interest and I'm making it everyone's problem. Minnesotan supremacy, Tim Walz simp.
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What are all these weird spikes?
how does one stop doing autistic masking, I can't make myself stop smiling in public places and it gives me a headache. I want to live in RBF
We really are not ready for the mass psychosis.
The order included toilet paper, laundry detergent, Lunchables, Glade Plug-ins, and water bottles. Nothing crazy, not even like huge packs or fancy stuff, but it did total over $100.

Fascinating, and also... depressing. I hope whomever tried this is doing okay.
Here's a new one-- someone broke into my HyVee account to try and use my saved credit card info to have groceries delivered.

I can see their attempted grocery order, and that they wanted it delivered in Saint Paul-- but that's it.

No clue how it happened though.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO REMOVE THE MAD KING WHO CANT TELL AI FROM REALITY???
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
Another thought on the ballroom-- ballrooms seem REALLY outdated. Like, why? Are we throwing balls like European royalty of old? How tf is that American?
It feels like a checkbox to appear like an outdated vision of a monarch. Cargo cult facism became Cargo Cult Monarchy.
I was thinking something similar recently.
the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.
Feeling a little nuts that we might be invading fucking Venezuela.
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oh shit I need to get this civilized rice spork
Kinda want to try eating rice with my hands now, that seems a lot easier.
Seeing the freakout about Zohran eating rice with his hands and remembering the Ron "pudding fingers" DeSantis debacle...

Idk man, I don't really care if someone eats with their hands as long as they wash before and after. That seems like the relevant part.
Yeah because he isn't mentally capable of much else.
My two moods this year:

Alternate between extreme anger and manic joy.

And

Too exhausted to get out of bed, too depressed to manage anything.
I didnt know he was divorced, really just adds to the theory that divorced men are destroying our country.
Most republican argument ever
The Trump administration's argument is that the National Capital Planning Commission has jurisdiction over construction but not demolition
God I hope they make him rebuild it. Would be the funniest thing ever.
Good news, and also I CANNOT believe this freak is YOUNGER than me. He looks old enough to be my uncle.
Paul Ingrassia withdrew his nomination to lead the Office of Special Counsel after Politico reported on a text chat that โ€œshowed him saying the MLK Jr. holiday should be โ€˜tossed into the 7th circle of hell.โ€™ Ingrassia also described himself in the chat as having โ€˜a Nazi streakโ€™ at times.โ€ 10/21/25
Trump pick to lead federal watchdog agency withdraws after offensive text messages were revealed
President Donald Trumpโ€™s pick to lead a federal watchdog agency has withdrawn from consideration after his offensive text messages were made public and GOP senators revolted.
apnews.com
We also had priests and pastors but these dipshits dont want to acknowledge any of them if they aren't megachurch cult leaders.
Literally saw "no kings but Christ" on posters at my local protest, but go off i guess.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
TACO TACO ๐ŸŒฎ
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on โ€œproducts that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
To put our Marines through that... argh!! Fuck these idiots.
This is without a doubt one of the dumbest stories I've read in a long ass time.

Can you fucking imagine if they'd kept the freeway open and killed drivers? Can you imagine if the shrapnel hadn't fallen on a police car but our dumbass VP?

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Really funny, and also upsetting that voice mode can "somehow" activate while you sleep.