Cory Barger (she/her)
@corybee.bsky.social
Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champ
Ok I hear that there is AMS gossip but no one is saying more than that saquen el chismeeeeee
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ok I hear that there is AMS gossip but no one is saying more than that saquen el chismeeeeee
I love getting groceries delivered and then immediately ordering takeout
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I love getting groceries delivered and then immediately ordering takeout
I tried some curl cream because it’s so humid I can’t do anything with my hair and now it just looks dirty 🫠 hopefully no one notices
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I tried some curl cream because it’s so humid I can’t do anything with my hair and now it just looks dirty 🫠 hopefully no one notices
Omg happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day everyone!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Omg happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day everyone!!
I have another reel doing numbers over on insta and yet again everyone who is butthurt about it is a dude lmao
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have another reel doing numbers over on insta and yet again everyone who is butthurt about it is a dude lmao
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Long live sandwich guy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Long live sandwich guy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Power is out in the concert hall (again) so rehearsal got pushed back an hour and a half, what are the odds it stays off ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Power is out in the concert hall (again) so rehearsal got pushed back an hour and a half, what are the odds it stays off ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️
Also I played a really nice tchaik 4 solo today and got zero acknowledgment from up front— I don’t want to really care about that but it seemed pretty rude
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also I played a really nice tchaik 4 solo today and got zero acknowledgment from up front— I don’t want to really care about that but it seemed pretty rude
We’re using part of the rehearsal today to figure out how to accommodate everyone in the pit for nutcracker, and the conductor keeps talking about needing space for three bassoons and I tell him that nutcracker only has two and he completely ignores me several times lol
I need a new job immediately
I need a new job immediately
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We’re using part of the rehearsal today to figure out how to accommodate everyone in the pit for nutcracker, and the conductor keeps talking about needing space for three bassoons and I tell him that nutcracker only has two and he completely ignores me several times lol
I need a new job immediately
I need a new job immediately
Is it just me being combative and contrarian or is it actually insane to do only one show of nutcracker
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is it just me being combative and contrarian or is it actually insane to do only one show of nutcracker
Welcome back to standard time, everyone! I just got used to the time difference and now I have to be confused and late/early to all my calls for like five months again
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Welcome back to standard time, everyone! I just got used to the time difference and now I have to be confused and late/early to all my calls for like five months again
La costeña you did not have to go so hard with that commercial why am I sobbing and you’re selling me escabeche
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
La costeña you did not have to go so hard with that commercial why am I sobbing and you’re selling me escabeche
In case anyone is wondering how humid it is here my laundry was hanging on the roof in full sun and breeze and like 83° (chilly today) for like seven hours and it’s still not dry
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In case anyone is wondering how humid it is here my laundry was hanging on the roof in full sun and breeze and like 83° (chilly today) for like seven hours and it’s still not dry
I did two loads of laundry, vacuumed my apartment, and unpacked and put away last week’s suitcase today. I still need to go out and get a couple things to make spinach artichoke soup but I’m soooooo tired now 🫠
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I did two loads of laundry, vacuumed my apartment, and unpacked and put away last week’s suitcase today. I still need to go out and get a couple things to make spinach artichoke soup but I’m soooooo tired now 🫠
Hardly any of us dressed up in costume for tonight’s Halloween concert because we are all so pissed— usually loads of great costumes abound— but the bassist playing bass guitar tonight showed up as bucket head and it was brilliant
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Hardly any of us dressed up in costume for tonight’s Halloween concert because we are all so pissed— usually loads of great costumes abound— but the bassist playing bass guitar tonight showed up as bucket head and it was brilliant
Rating social media comments about my orchestra’s decision to advertise every single position for open audition
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rating social media comments about my orchestra’s decision to advertise every single position for open audition
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happy Halloween!
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Not only is it going to be a hunger crisis, it's going to be a farm crisis. All those gallons of milk bought from dairy farmers, all the produce, all the on sale ground beef and packs of chicken that are paid for by SNAP are subsidies to farmers who don't qualify for commodities subsidies.
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Not only is it going to be a hunger crisis, it's going to be a farm crisis. All those gallons of milk bought from dairy farmers, all the produce, all the on sale ground beef and packs of chicken that are paid for by SNAP are subsidies to farmers who don't qualify for commodities subsidies.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
We had a 7am call this morning to travel for a concert with a local ballet. It’s 2pm and I have not played a single note yet lmao
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We had a 7am call this morning to travel for a concert with a local ballet. It’s 2pm and I have not played a single note yet lmao
Sexy vintage basset hound glasses holder
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled
Sexy Sonoma Coast Camping
Sexy Sonoma Coast Camping
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Pope Leo
Sexy Pope Leo
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sexy vintage basset hound glasses holder
I’ve now been named in two reviews this month and both of them have had kind of backhanded compliments in them but I’ll take it I guess?
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve now been named in two reviews this month and both of them have had kind of backhanded compliments in them but I’ll take it I guess?
NDAs should be illegal everywhere but they should ESPECIALLY be illegal for politicians
Nothing says “you guys got me all wrong” like suddenly making your campaign staff sign NDAs.
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NDAs should be illegal everywhere but they should ESPECIALLY be illegal for politicians
I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS
I am going to the airport and I get to SEE MY CAT SO SOON OMG
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am going to the airport and I get to SEE MY CAT SO SOON OMG