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@cooltimeguy.bsky.social

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · Apr 12

“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???”

#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 8d

//bro just casually gives us a majestic art wip rn fr

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 17d

rare occasions where theres a lot of different johns around rather than a bunch of different mes around

not that i mind more reason to chill with my dude

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ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ @zoosmell-pooplord.bsky.social · 17d

"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!"

John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older.

Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic

Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 17d

yeah no not happening ive dealt with trolls before dont need to slap on a mask and larp my way acrossalternia

anyway just point me to the door ill bounce keep your cosplay club intact no hard feelings

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 17d

> Dave slid the papers back across the counter, already tucking his apple juice back into his sylladex like he’d just remembered he had better things to do.

(what the fuck is this dude even rambling about? canon branches blood samples-this is some tier-level nerd shit)

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 18d

bro youre hearing things i didnt say any of that

> He just turns his back away from Olie, if he looks at Dave behind he'd notice his ears are a little red.

anyways ciao just send me your address later or some shit like that if youre making food

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 18d

man youre so cute sometimes-

i mean gay

youre so gay bro what-

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 18d

too busy mining that craft

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 18d

sure shortie as if im a bottom bitch enough to do that

and with the way youre actin around me id say you are one

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 19d

yo chill

too early for you to say youre gonna blow my dick off

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 19d

s tier outfit

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 19d

>He tilted his shades down just enough to meet Sal’s eye, smirk tugging at his mouth.

but hey if paperwork and gadgets are your kink ill humor it

just dont expect me to rock a fake mustache or some bargain-bin trench coat

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 19d

yeah see heres the thing ive already dealt with trolls

dont exactly need to play dress-up and do this gay mask shit just to walk around

if alternia wants a piece of me they can line up

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 20d

> He eyed Sal’s raised brow.

yeah travelers the word no yelp reviews no directions just vibes

so whats the starter kit here mask and trench coat or you got the deluxe brooding backstory package?

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 20d

> Dave took another sip, unbothered.

auto shop huh? i was betting on mafia hideout-slash-time criminal safehouse but sure tire rotations work too-

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 20d

any moment now and you might just see this guy asking for his cheese

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 21d

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 21d

and youre saying youre cooking for us? you sure youre on gordon ramsay kinds of levels because dawg youre sounding like you aint got that skills

not that ive tasted your food yet

maybe i might reconsider if it taste awesome

gotta wait for that strider food critique review yknow

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 21d

> With a sudden pop like reality sneezed, Dave just appeared, apple juice carton in hand, shades gleaming under the lights.

> He looked around, slurped once, then went.

yo wtf… am I in some sorta mafia hideout?

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 22d

bro

is it gonna be beans on a burger type shit

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 22d

//🙂

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 22d

wait what-

>You'd think he'd know his shit already with this but with how life has been treating him soft lately... it hits him- Right on his face.

> Cal is just on his face.

GAAAHAHHHFBFBFHDH

> Trauma is back at him dealing with this bullshitry again.

STRIDER @kineticedge.bsky.social · 23d

[Staring at Cal.] You know what? Target acquired. Dave, duck.

[deadpan as he immediately launches Cal at Dave with dramatic flourish]

I am legally, morally, and aesthetically allowed to do this. Also it's extremely cathartic.

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 23d

shit bro aint no way

burn it

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 22d

man shut uuuuup bro

holy shit youre just embarrassing yourself rn my gay

just simple stuff

dinner

𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 22d

//reaction,,,