COMMANDER KARKAT
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ii mean 2ure.
you really thiink that 2he would do that two eii though?
> You purposefully ask this, because obviously Iffy is the favored guardian if KK thinks he's going to get eaten. But if he was eaten, Iffy would be upset.
you really thiink that 2he would do that two eii though?
> You purposefully ask this, because obviously Iffy is the favored guardian if KK thinks he's going to get eaten. But if he was eaten, Iffy would be upset.
SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!
and look at you, youre a giiant.
do you really thiink 2he2 goiing two get biig enough two eat you?
beecau2e ii dont thiink 2o.
unle22 you plan two 2tart 2hriinkiing a2 you get old or whatever 2tupiid non2en2e.
do you really thiink 2he2 goiing two get biig enough two eat you?
beecau2e ii dont thiink 2o.
unle22 you plan two 2tart 2hriinkiing a2 you get old or whatever 2tupiid non2en2e.
YEAH, FOR NOW
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[
you are exaggeratiing a liittle ii thiink.
2he ii2 obviiou2ly way two 2mall two eat you.
2he ii2 obviiou2ly way two 2mall two eat you.
STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!!
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!
nevermiind he ii2nt that re2pon2iible.
he lo2t a baby apparently.
he lo2t a baby apparently.
HM
CUTE, SHARP TEETH N LIKES VIOLENCE HUH
MOVE ASIDE AMATEURS I GOT THIS 💥
CUTE, SHARP TEETH N LIKES VIOLENCE HUH
MOVE ASIDE AMATEURS I GOT THIS 💥
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?! SHE'S LIKE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL AND DOESN'T STOP SCREAMING- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE HER!?!?
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
NOBODY MOVE. THE SMALL ONE IS LOOSE!!! SHE HAS SHARP TEETH. SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, THEN DO NOT APPROACH THE TINY PINK TROLL!!!
KAaARKAaAT I LOST THE BAaABY
[ Gamzee chuckled, unphased by KK’s little rant about clowns. He looked at the fire pit and he pulled out his bag of marshmallows. ]
Aw, KaRbRo Is GoNnA mAkE uS wIcKeD mOtHeRfUckInG S’mOrEs! :o)
(( Hellooooo~!))
Aw, KaRbRo Is GoNnA mAkE uS wIcKeD mOtHeRfUckInG S’mOrEs! :o)
(( Hellooooo~!))
[Karkat lures Gamzee to a proper fire pit. He is already stacking wood into it, muttering about how he’s going to die surrounded by idiots with sugar addictions and no critical thinking skills]
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
STUPID. FUCKING. CLOWNS.
(anyways guys meet my good friend :3)
[ The clown was happy his friend was just merely protecting him but also sad a little. ]
bUt It WaS uNsCeNtEd… hUmAnS sAy iTs SaFe! :o(
hOnK :o)
[ he was going to follow Karkat anyway for a proper smores ]
bUt It WaS uNsCeNtEd… hUmAnS sAy iTs SaFe! :o(
hOnK :o)
[ he was going to follow Karkat anyway for a proper smores ]
"Karkat be nice to Iffy-"
OKAY, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME OF YOU NEED THIS INFORMATION SPELLED OUT N FRONT OF YOU.
TROLL RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND MUTUAL MEDITATION. WE’RE BIOLOGICALLY AND CULTURALLY PRIMED FOR CONFRONTATIONAL BONDING. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
OKAY, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME OF YOU NEED THIS INFORMATION SPELLED OUT N FRONT OF YOU.
TROLL RELATIONSHIPS AREN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND MUTUAL MEDITATION. WE’RE BIOLOGICALLY AND CULTURALLY PRIMED FOR CONFRONTATIONAL BONDING. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
2he a2k2 you fiir2t beecau2e 2he loooove2 you and want2 two do actiiviitiie2 wiith you.
but iit2 fiine iif you want two bee dumb and turn her down beecau2e ii wiill bee here two 2woop iin and help her make you jealou2 or whatever.
but anyway ii diid ju2t want two try that game out.
but iit2 fiine iif you want two bee dumb and turn her down beecau2e ii wiill bee here two 2woop iin and help her make you jealou2 or whatever.
but anyway ii diid ju2t want two try that game out.
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?!
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
SHE ASKED ME FIRST. SHE ALWAYS ASKS ME FIRST!!
AND THEN YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT THERE AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT MAKING ME JEALOUS LIKE ASSHOLES?! 💢
WELL GUESS WHAT? I AM. CONGRATULATIONS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
iill play wiith you iif you want eii.
we wiill have 2o much fun and kk wiill bee jealou2 and wiill want two joiin you next tiime probably.
we wiill have 2o much fun and kk wiill bee jealou2 and wiill want two joiin you next tiime probably.
KAaARKAaAT won't plaAay aAamong us with me 😡