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Coolhands
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“artist” of sorts #lame

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i will be the biggest influencer on blue sky
The airwaves in LA are so boring. Believe it or not, most of our radio stations suck.
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
LMFAO???
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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I went back to Linux and it was a mistake
I went back to Linux and it was a mistake
I need an OS, not another hobby.
buff.ly
February 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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it really feels like everything is falling apart lol
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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[nickelback voice] look at this cat
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Speaking of which, late Christmas gift came in the other day
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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us politics
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 5d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
so much peak
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
who tf cooked with this car
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i need a jawb
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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episode of @killthecomputer.com going up tonight we talked about the new epstein file release and caleb is getting creative editing my “death threats” against the pedophile elite
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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just an unbelievable song
Cameron Winter - Cancer of the Skull
Listen to Cancer of the Skull on TIDAL
tidal.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM