omg they're going full Old Street roundabout on Liverpool Street
perpetual construction works with exits closed at random. took me 10 minutes to get out today.
perpetual construction works with exits closed at random. took me 10 minutes to get out today.
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
omg they're going full Old Street roundabout on Liverpool Street
perpetual construction works with exits closed at random. took me 10 minutes to get out today.
perpetual construction works with exits closed at random. took me 10 minutes to get out today.
presumably to focus on his full-time role as Santa Claus???
EXCL: Tim Allan, Keir Starmer’s director of communications, steps down from Downing Street role.
“I have decided to stand down to allow a new No 10 team to be built. I wish the PM and his team every success,” he says.
“I have decided to stand down to allow a new No 10 team to be built. I wish the PM and his team every success,” he says.
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
presumably to focus on his full-time role as Santa Claus???
you telling me a tiger came to tea?
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
you telling me a tiger came to tea?
lol why do people hate 15 minute cities so much.
you could still take longer to get somewhere if you really wanted?
just go the long way if, um, longer travel times are so important to you
you could still take longer to get somewhere if you really wanted?
just go the long way if, um, longer travel times are so important to you
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 AM
lol why do people hate 15 minute cities so much.
you could still take longer to get somewhere if you really wanted?
just go the long way if, um, longer travel times are so important to you
you could still take longer to get somewhere if you really wanted?
just go the long way if, um, longer travel times are so important to you
do they know that they spelled Hamlet wrong lol
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 AM
do they know that they spelled Hamlet wrong lol
When they reinvented the container used to shape fungi growth in a North Wales town, they really broke the Mold mould mould
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 AM
When they reinvented the container used to shape fungi growth in a North Wales town, they really broke the Mold mould mould
new series of Thomas the Tank Engine looks rubbish
January 19, 2026 at 9:23 AM
new series of Thomas the Tank Engine looks rubbish
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going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein
dear auntie caroline
here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.
may every day be another blissful secret.
tom
dear auntie caroline
here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.
may every day be another blissful secret.
tom
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein
dear auntie caroline
here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.
may every day be another blissful secret.
tom
dear auntie caroline
here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.
may every day be another blissful secret.
tom
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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bagging the sitcom rights for this
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
bagging the sitcom rights for this
you telling me a grok wrote this police report
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
you telling me a grok wrote this police report
Stick Man's outrage that people confuse him for a stick is surely unjustified given that he is the same size, shape, and material as a stick.
He also lives in a tree.
He also lives in a tree.
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Stick Man's outrage that people confuse him for a stick is surely unjustified given that he is the same size, shape, and material as a stick.
He also lives in a tree.
He also lives in a tree.
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Okay. The film The Mask, but The Mask (from the film The Mask) is a Shrek mask, and it turns the Ipkiss man into a The Shrek (from the film The Shrek). "Somebody onions!"
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Okay. The film The Mask, but The Mask (from the film The Mask) is a Shrek mask, and it turns the Ipkiss man into a The Shrek (from the film The Shrek). "Somebody onions!"
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
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movie marathon of the secret Stranger Things #ConformityGate final episode followed by the secret Sherlock "Apple Tree Yard" final episode followed by the secret Mass Effect 3 "indoctrination theory" true ending followed by the secret MGSV "act 3 / never be game over" true ending
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
movie marathon of the secret Stranger Things #ConformityGate final episode followed by the secret Sherlock "Apple Tree Yard" final episode followed by the secret Mass Effect 3 "indoctrination theory" true ending followed by the secret MGSV "act 3 / never be game over" true ending
so there's like 100% a Metal Gear RAY on the tanker right
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
so there's like 100% a Metal Gear RAY on the tanker right
middle class dilemma of the day: needing to grit my driveway but not wanting to use up the good Maldon sea salt
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 AM
middle class dilemma of the day: needing to grit my driveway but not wanting to use up the good Maldon sea salt
if they find him not guilty do they have to kidnap him back home or what
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if they find him not guilty do they have to kidnap him back home or what
oi mate u got a loicense for that junk food advertising before 9pm
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 AM
oi mate u got a loicense for that junk food advertising before 9pm
world leaders randomly at 3am
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
world leaders randomly at 3am
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war