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nice dad, he/they
hayley williams should do a song about how its possible to be sad even though you're famous and successful
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
give these people a walkley
August 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
August 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the wwe mens tag team division is where you can go to see some of the best technical wrestling by some of the shortest most forgettable men in the world
August 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
how long since nikki cross "wrestled"
July 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
me being alive during the ozempic era is honestly harder than being alive during the plague
July 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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there are three things that matter: art, women, and drugs. if you're centering your life around something that isn't these things then you're probably doing something wrong
July 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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every time a fly starts buzzing around my head I’m like, “oh no this is how it started for Pig-Pen”
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
no one can force you to think about elon musk. no one can force you to think about kanye west.
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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ohhhh lordy lord my diarrhoea
May 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hoping to sit my family down this weekend to have The Talk (moving from plex to jellyfin)
May 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ERIN PATTERSON INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
rateyourmusic reviews vs rateyourmusic comments
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I don’t understand why the new Snow White is failing at the box office even though seeing the original film is a core childhood memory for people in their late 90s
March 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you guys ever think of time as a giant towering razor blade that is very slowly scraping each and every one of us over the edge
March 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
do they have OnlyFans Fridays
March 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
going through some stuff
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social is the only person who has ever clicked Sort by Price: High to Low
February 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
a punisher patch or sticker is a great way to tell the world you are super mad at a bunch of people and you fantasise about murdering them
February 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.
February 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
kanye needs a parole officer type situation where he periodically has to check in with a funny Jew to stop him backsliding
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
how to pronounce foucault 2025
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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sometimes thrashing around fixes you
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM