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cones.bsky.social
give these people a walkley
abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally
August 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
cones.bsky.social
ohhh ok i just worked out why it sucks
wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker
August 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
cones.bsky.social
cmon man
screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fénix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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rateyourmusic reviews vs rateyourmusic comments
a screencap of two paragraphs of a review of the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.com A screencap of two comments about the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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hope this helps bryan xo
a graphic explaining "the Harkness test", a theoretical test to determine whether it is morally acceptable to fuck a fictional creature. i know, i know. don't yell at me i didn't make the graphic, or the test
April 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
cones.bsky.social
going through some stuff
a spotify playlist comprising five different versions of the song "name" by the goo goo dolls
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
cones.bsky.social
kanye needs a parole officer type situation where he periodically has to check in with a funny Jew to stop him backsliding
a screenshot of two kanye west tweets. one from 6 hours ago reads "Adam Sander Thank you for the love" and a second from 1 hour ago reads "After further reflection I've come to the realization that I'm not a Nazi"
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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a screenshot of someone typing "qhat are backshots" into duckduckgo
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
cones.bsky.social
another fave is Wheatus who we all know is just that one guy
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Wheatus
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
cones.bsky.social
man wiki band member timelines are my whole shit, one of my faves is that the band Fuel released two consecutive albums with zero of the same members
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Fuel
February 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
cones.bsky.social
no it's NOT a myth it's TRUE i heard it from a mate of a mate: they're making you leave out a litter box for your plumber now
a fridge magnet featuring an ad for a plumber with an illustration of a pink anthro dog that looks QUITE A LOT like a furry
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
cones.bsky.social
You made a huge mistake, Macarthur Central shopping centre. I'm going to sue you into the fucking dark ages.
January 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
cones.bsky.social
purchased this tshirt a week ago, it's in the mail. feels timely
A black band T-Shirt from the band "The Body" featuring a quote from AIDS activist David Wojnarowicz
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
cones.bsky.social
the news is A Lot today folks. take care of yourselves.
Screenshot of a CNN news article titled "Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson finishes 13th in prestigious fencing tournament"
January 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
cones.bsky.social
goodbye david lynch, you would have hated the large tattoo i got of your tv programme
an upper arm tattoo of four characters from Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
January 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
cones.bsky.social
oh boy have i got a season of tv for you
a screencap from an episode of Season 2 of Twin Peaks in which a group of female characters are performing some kind of cabaret dance. i cannot elaborate, i do not remember this scene personally.
January 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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a screenshot of a post from r/quittingABDL in which a user describes how peeing his pants actually aligns with his Christian values
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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folks, a belated merry christmas to you 🙂
selfie of a family of four wearing matching christmas pyjamas
December 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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[wiping tear from eye] beautiful
a screenshot of a Bluesky interaction between three users who do, do, and don't get the joke, respectively
December 24, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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still no word on when im going to be able to give V a big fat ass 😔
a screenshot from CD Projekt Red's website with some text about the recently released version 2.2 update for Cyberpunk 2077
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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a headline from abc news that reads "Woolworths accuses workers of holding 'metaphorical gun' at company in fiery hearing" a still from the film Watchmen (2009) in which the character Rorschach yells DO IT to Dr Manhattan
December 6, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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question posed by louise adler in the guardian. would love to know how attackers imagine this will benefit the dead and dying in gaza.
question asked by Louise Adler of Howard Jacobsen in the Guardian re: the genocide in Gaza: "Almost as ancient as the hatred that preoccupies you is the rhetorical question: will this war on Gaza be good for the Jews? I think not."
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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god i found it
spreadsheet detailing the results of a metacritic film-based betting ring held by six total dorks
December 5, 2024 at 9:47 PM
cones.bsky.social
I'll never forget getting absolutely fucked by "the book of henry" which i had on an insane 82
December 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
cones.bsky.social
yep. yes
spotify wrapped screenshot showing this guy listened to almost six days worth of guided by voices this year spotify wrapped screenshot showing a top so f Hot Freaks listened to 102 times
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM