You Can't Smoke Bitcoin
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Professional chemtrail diviner. Hashcoin is the real monetary revolution the world has been waiting for, that you can smoke. I'm a stupid American from backwoods PA
The rich will kill us all, choose communism instead ☭.
The rich will kill us all, choose communism instead ☭.
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Follow if you are a left person or if you want to see random political rants interspersed with stupid bullshit gathered from the back roads of dying America
Heartfelt thanks to trump and his stooges for dismantling 5 eyes
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Heartfelt thanks to trump and his stooges for dismantling 5 eyes
At the Soviet taco bell, burrito make YOU
Communist taco bell
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
At the Soviet taco bell, burrito make YOU
Condoms! With Uranium!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Condoms! With Uranium!!
Communist taco bell
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Communist taco bell
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"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
Oil prices are already cratered. US rigs have been shutting down and laying people off. There isn't even a good economic reason to take Venezuelan oil, the market is already flooded. Consumer prices remain high because of profiteering and taxes, not the price of oil. OPEC should open the taps
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oil prices are already cratered. US rigs have been shutting down and laying people off. There isn't even a good economic reason to take Venezuelan oil, the market is already flooded. Consumer prices remain high because of profiteering and taxes, not the price of oil. OPEC should open the taps
The west seems to think that Russians generally supported the end of the USSR even though all evidence points to the opposite
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The west seems to think that Russians generally supported the end of the USSR even though all evidence points to the opposite
Just got served an ad to visit Tel Aviv round trip for $999. I think I'll pass
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Just got served an ad to visit Tel Aviv round trip for $999. I think I'll pass
When people tell me they are a Republican but I'm at work I just turn red and get quiet because I still need to eat and have a roof
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
When people tell me they are a Republican but I'm at work I just turn red and get quiet because I still need to eat and have a roof
Looking for a way to join the Irish, Scottish, or Basque separatist movements. I must return to the land of my forebears
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Looking for a way to join the Irish, Scottish, or Basque separatist movements. I must return to the land of my forebears
Remember your heroes
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Remember your heroes
Democrat senators love to have an affair with a 22 year old and then have her turn up dead
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Democrat senators love to have an affair with a 22 year old and then have her turn up dead
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See this little elephant? Share it, and it will bring you good fortune and blessings. 🐘🐘🍀🍀🍀
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
See this little elephant? Share it, and it will bring you good fortune and blessings. 🐘🐘🍀🍀🍀
Sorry but if you can't parallel park you shouldn't be behind the wheel. It's a very basic skill and you need to know how to operate the 3 ton deathtrap you are responsible for. If I could do it in a semi, you can do it in your stupid SUV
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sorry but if you can't parallel park you shouldn't be behind the wheel. It's a very basic skill and you need to know how to operate the 3 ton deathtrap you are responsible for. If I could do it in a semi, you can do it in your stupid SUV
Donbass should be a DMZ why is this so hard. You lost it, Ukraine, and you lost it because you actively tried to wipe out the people you didn't want, with artillery and airstrikes. Ukraine will never be able to govern ethnic Russians again
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Donbass should be a DMZ why is this so hard. You lost it, Ukraine, and you lost it because you actively tried to wipe out the people you didn't want, with artillery and airstrikes. Ukraine will never be able to govern ethnic Russians again
I'm starting a fun club where we all go to fancy golf courses and piss and shit all over them
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'm starting a fun club where we all go to fancy golf courses and piss and shit all over them
I took a job and said I'd work third shift (11p-7a) because I was promised training that could earn me more money in the future. The joke's on me though because now they want me on third and I have gotten none of the training I wanted. Employers are all liars, never believe a word they say
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I took a job and said I'd work third shift (11p-7a) because I was promised training that could earn me more money in the future. The joke's on me though because now they want me on third and I have gotten none of the training I wanted. Employers are all liars, never believe a word they say
I'm constantly angry not just about the outcome of my own life but at all the wasted potential in America, just so some assholes get to be racist online
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I'm constantly angry not just about the outcome of my own life but at all the wasted potential in America, just so some assholes get to be racist online
Troops getting shot is the only way this could end up
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Troops getting shot is the only way this could end up
That afghan guy was probably traumatized from seeing american troops on the street. He probably has ptsd
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
That afghan guy was probably traumatized from seeing american troops on the street. He probably has ptsd
Computer, how to undeviate a septum?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Computer, how to undeviate a septum?
If you are like me and love costing companies money, just keep starting jobs and doing the training and then quitting.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you are like me and love costing companies money, just keep starting jobs and doing the training and then quitting.
Slavery was officially legal in Saudi Arabia until 1962
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Slavery was officially legal in Saudi Arabia until 1962