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Zero|Coldbaltblue

@coldbaltblue.bsky.social

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A man aged 25 years in a fine oaken cask in Canada. I draw TF2 characters doing it. I also lift weights. Call me Zero! Must be 18+ to interact. COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! Inquire via Discord @ColdbaltBlue https://coldbaltblue.straw.page/

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 19d

I made some references for Dell! This took me forever. 13 days, to be exact.

#tf2engineer #tf2oc #tf2 #teamfortress2

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 10h

Just give him a call~

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 11h

Many do, he’s got plenty of love to give, too!

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 13h

Schmackin’ 🤘😎🤘

Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

Just listen for “God yes, Ludwig!”, and you’ll know something awesome is happening.

I hope this satisfies your curiosity.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

These two love to have sex together, and since they’re friends, there’s no surcharge for the very lucky father-figured fox. Dr. Sex always rubs up against Dell’s favourite spot; they have very aggressive sex in whatever position they’re feeling that day.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

If you hit the right spot, he may gush like a fountain. If you’ve got his cozy mouth on you, you’d be in for some deep, bellowy hums, but he gags sometimes if you go too deep. It’s really cute. Oh yeah, and he’ll make you breakfast after.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

This guy loves it missionary, but if you really want him to, he’ll put all his 210 lbs of weight on you and go for a little cowboy ride. He’s very strong, so don’t be surprised if he holds you in your place. If you got a clit, he’d love to rub against that, but he also loves cock.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

As for Mr. Conagher, while he’s not on the same level as the doctor, this old fox has still got it. A true gentleman, he’s like a cozy cup of hot chocolate on a cold day. He’s sporting a big, juicy clit and gets wet as a slip n’ slide. It’s warm inside, and he’s got crazy grip.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

He will never leave a client unsatisfied and prioritizes consent and aftercare. Just give him a call and he and his leopard-print-clad ass will show up to give you what you need.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

If you want your cock sucked, he will give you a grade-A blowjob all the way in and all the way out. He can pulse his throat on command. If you want your pussy eaten, he will lick the entire vulva from top to bottom, then focus on your clit. He’ll also stick it right in there if you so desire.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

If you want him to be soft and gentle, by god, he will use his magic hands on you. He moves smoothly, accounts for every jolt and sound, and knows exactly how fast your heart is beating. If you want him to go hard, he will pack whatever hole you have full of his love, or he’ll take it all in.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

He’s packing 10 inches and keeps that thing clean shaven. However, you shan’t worry if you’re a hair-lover, he’s covered in it elsewhere, including a nice heart-shaped patch on his bodacious chest. Picture of male health.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

If you book him, he will explore your body up and down, admiring it, savouring it. He will tell you individual wonders about it, rub you down, and then be whatever you want him to be.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 20h

Alrighty, then!

My engie OC, Dell (sooooo creative, I know) shares quarters with Dr. Sex (LMFAO), my medic. While Dr. Sex is a real, practicing doctor, he is also a very popular sex worker.

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 23h

Would you prefer to talk about engineer pussy or medick?

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Jolindraws @jolindraws.bsky.social · 2d

No mask :(

#tf2

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 3d

Got some shit I need to work on, so your irregular feed of grey art is coming to a halt for the time being.

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Cola Carnage 🍉 ⭕️ MCM London @colacarnage.bsky.social · 3d

Scream Fortress is here once again, so we get to beat up these guys to get free stuff :3

#markers #teamfortress2 #tf2

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🍂 EucalyptusSoldier 🆖🍂 @eucalyptussoldier.bsky.social · 4d

Instead of giving us shit updates like censoring art people who never went to a museum do not like the existence of, Bsky should add a feature that allows us to edit text. I often mistype or forget words when I post & I'm tired of deleting the post & re-writing everytime.

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 4d

Telescope octopus (genus Amphitretus) are gelatinous, transparent and almost colourless octopuses with unique tubular eyes. It is thought that these eyes help give them excellent peripheral vision.

They are also quite small, with a mantle length of 9 cm.

#OCTOtober

🐙🎥Schmidt Ocean

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 4d

I like this because they could both beat the stuffing out of each other and have an equal chance of winning.

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🍂 EucalyptusSoldier 🆖🍂 @eucalyptussoldier.bsky.social · 4d

I was too tired to post this here yesterday. This is more a guide of how I think the average Soldier looks rather than a fix design for Fem!Soldier.

#TF2 #TeamFortress2 #SoldierTF2

Mr.'Jane Doe'

Ms.'John Doe' (can be called 'Jane Doe' as well)

Gender ratio: 96.5% male / 3.5% female

No drastic difference between genders (approx. same height, same weight, same stats, etc)

Same uniform, same voice-lines, same attitude

Both can fight naked & covered in honey

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 6d

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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🔞DENI🔞 @raddanart.bsky.social · 6d

Practicing my new power piss spell

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Zero|Coldbaltblue @coldbaltblue.bsky.social · 5d

Throwing tomatoes at Gent! Booooo!!!