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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 13h

At present, my only work crisis involves surprise running out of cheez-its.

Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 14h

In honor of Halloween, #weirdcarbs, who has creepy car stories?

I’m a skeptic about ghosts, but I think my car’s late previous owner stuck around for a while.

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 14h

Caffeination level: starting to bounce, nothing to worry about

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 15h

Last day of the month at a car dealership, brain is soup. Send help.

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 1d

It took two hours to summon buffalo mac and cheese, but it's delicious

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 1d

Some days, your only response when asked to troubleshoot is “exactly how did you get yourself into this”

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 1d

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A painting of a bird beside the text "christ on a fucking Peloton, what the fuck is this garbage"

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 2d

This is a piece of the Mamdani campaign that I think is really underdiscussed—that in a moment of terror and despair, his premise is that standing up against fascism can be joyous.

Kent Lind @camasonian.bsky.social · 2d

My wife is Chilean and there are lots of parallels to the referendum on Pinochet where he was defeated. The pro-Pinochet ads were doom and gloom. The anti were upbeat and sunny. There was a movie about it: youtu.be/lt8VayTqQhQ?...

NO | Official Trailer HD (2013)

YouTube video by Sony Pictures Classics

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 2d

Kitten tonight has been playing with adult cats’ tails, and is sitting on a chair taking a bath and making the chair move and squeak

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 2d

On a grey day, in a sea of greyscale cars, sometimes you just need a little purple Lotus to brighten your mood #weirdcarbs

Smol cute purple Lotus surrounded by boring grey.

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 2d

It’s been a morning of wtf, obnoxious, and questionable problems. Therefore, burrito time.

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 3d

Random calls from people who need car registration help after buying in a different state

I am not the Registry of Motor Vehicles, I just do car sale paperwork

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 4d

At present, my entire left shoulder is being mauled by a bear. Only 90 min of work day left.

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 5d

can't believe epic technology santa promised me a self-driving car and a city on mars, but the only thing under the tree is some cruel, inept fascism

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 4d

Me: Why is my Awful Shoulder being cranky again?

Me: You just hauled a box of 50 license plates, you ding-dong.

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Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 4d

The K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack is excellent for the morning commute and psyching myself up.

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