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Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
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I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE.

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#cobra #gijoe
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Lies!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Triple Check Your Employer’s Halloween Costume Policy…
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October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I don’t know why I let HR talk me into these things….

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A special HR message from the Commander #arah #cobra #gijoe #hr #openenrollment #humanresources #hmo
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October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Zartan will do anything BUT HIS F^*%ing JOB!!! Get back to work you fool!
April 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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King Cobra
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April 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
3.75” Cobra action figures planning out a mission.
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Just to put everyone’s mind at ease… COBRA HQ doesn’t use Signal!

#cobra #gijoe #amateurhour
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The murderous GI Joe crime syndicate strikes again! RIP Viper Ted…🥺
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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A little Saturday morning reading.

#gijoe #cobra #sof #soldieroffortune
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Welcome to the team boys!
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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More RED lasers you FOOLS!!!
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Just a little Saturday reading in this little office space I’m “borrowing” from Putin. COBRAAA!

#cobra #gijoe #time #whitehouse #president
A 3.75” o-ring action figure of Cobra Commander reading the latest issue of Cobra Time in the Oval Office.
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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COBRA TIME!

#gijoe #cobra #time #cover
March 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“At last, true financial freedom is within our grasp! The Paoli brothers will now head the SEC—, insider trading will be the only kind of trading! COBRAAA!”

#cobra #gijoe #crimsontwins #sec #super7 #trump #maga
The 3.75” o-ring action figures of Cobra Commander from Hasbro and the Paoli Brothers from Super 7
March 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The destruction of America is taking too long! I will therefore announce new department heads to replace the ones Agent Orange has put in. All hail Doctor Mindbender, to replace RFK to head the HHS.

#gijoe #cobra #maga #trump #hhs #toys
The 3.75” Dr. Mindbender action figure, the new head of HHS.
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Didn’t even have to fire a single shot, just had to defund education to ensure that the average American barely operates at a 6th grade level.

#cobra #gijoe
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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The boys just being boys! Big thanks to the DOJ for dropping all investigations into their completely innocent social club!

#cobra #dreadnoks #gijoe #toys #mada
A custom Playmobil truck converted into a Dreadnok vehicle.
February 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Just one of the many perks of choosing Cobra as your next employer!

#bestcobralife #cobracares
spoonkiller-actual.bsky.social SpoonKiller_actual @spoonkiller-actual.bsky.social · Feb 25
Snacks aren’t too bad at the trooper support meeting.

#cobra #gijoe #toys #80s
A Super 7 female trooper 3.75” action figure in front of a table with snacks including some Cobra Cola. A mixture of Super 7, Hasbro and Black Major troopers 3.75” action figures sitting in a circle.
February 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM