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Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE.

he/him/leader

#cobra #gijoe
Just another beautiful day in Washington DC. Love being in charge!

#gijoe #arah
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just to put everyone’s mind at ease… COBRA HQ doesn’t use Signal!

#cobra #gijoe #amateurhour
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just a little Saturday reading in this little office space I’m “borrowing” from Putin. COBRAAA!

#cobra #gijoe #time #whitehouse #president
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“At last, true financial freedom is within our grasp! The Paoli brothers will now head the SEC—, insider trading will be the only kind of trading! COBRAAA!”

#cobra #gijoe #crimsontwins #sec #super7 #trump #maga
March 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The destruction of America is taking too long! I will therefore announce new department heads to replace the ones Agent Orange has put in. All hail Doctor Mindbender, to replace RFK to head the HHS.

#gijoe #cobra #maga #trump #hhs #toys
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The boys just being boys! Big thanks to the DOJ for dropping all investigations into their completely innocent social club!

#cobra #dreadnoks #gijoe #toys #mada
February 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sssimply irresissstible!

#cobra #gijoe #toys #80s
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“This is an outrage! How dare YOU give an interview and not mention ME!!!”

#cobra #gijoe
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Like all great leaders I will be releasing my very own meme coin! I will definitely not rug pull this project which I am definitely starting to end world hunger and childhood obesity. $CobraCommander

#cobra #gijoe #notarugpull #notfinancialadvice
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Greetings Cobra Agents from your esteemed leader… I… Cobra Commander! Our operation to destroy America is going well well!
#gijoe #cobra
February 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM