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Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
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I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE. he/him/leader #cobra #gijoe
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 6d
Lies!!!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 8d
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SpoonKiller_actual @spoonkiller-actual.bsky.social · 11d
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Triple Check Your Employer’s Halloween Costume Policy…
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 17d
Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 24d
A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 27d
…is she though??…. COBRA!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 27d
Enjoyable ride except for the insults aimed at snakes!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · 27d
I don’t know why I let HR talk me into these things….

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A special HR message from the Commander #arah #cobra #gijoe #hr #openenrollment #humanresources #hmo
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · May 10
Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · May 3
Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 22
What you don’t see are my spine lenses in the squirrel’s eyes! You won’t get off this easily next time!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 22
Retrograd….
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 5
Zartan will do anything BUT HIS F^*%ing JOB!!! Get back to work you fool!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 4
Joes can’t even handle zippers.
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 3
With my new Tariffs in place used cars prices are about to rocket to the moon! COBRA!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
There goes Serpentor on his little toy. What a loser am I right?!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
Imposters!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
Also anyone bad mouthing ME!!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
I look GOOD!!!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
Such a great day for COBRA! These fools are so easily manipulated, didn’t even have to use the brainwave scanners, those little red hats are so effective on their own!
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 2
The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Apr 1
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King Cobra
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Mar 29
Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Mar 28
This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
3.75” Cobra action figures planning out a mission.
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Cobra Commander @cobrahq.bsky.social · Mar 25
ARBCO Meats and Deli got you covered! You will love our May “ham”… yes the lawyers made me use the quotes… although I don’t think we need them anymore now that those weenies at the FDA are defunded…
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