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Cobra Commander
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I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE. he/him/leader #cobra #gijoe
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Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
…is she though??…. COBRA!
Enjoyable ride except for the insults aimed at snakes!!
Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
What you don’t see are my spine lenses in the squirrel’s eyes! You won’t get off this easily next time!
Joes can’t even handle zippers.
With my new Tariffs in place used cars prices are about to rocket to the moon! COBRA!!
There goes Serpentor on his little toy. What a loser am I right?!
Also anyone bad mouthing ME!!!
Such a great day for COBRA! These fools are so easily manipulated, didn’t even have to use the brainwave scanners, those little red hats are so effective on their own!
The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
ARBCO Meats and Deli got you covered! You will love our May “ham”… yes the lawyers made me use the quotes… although I don’t think we need them anymore now that those weenies at the FDA are defunded…